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Sorry guys, I'v chucking out good old threads now. Well, have you ever met anyone off here and then got on with them so much you actually decided to see each other outside of the climbinbg world.
Glyn gets around dunee!!!!!!!!!!
RosieA maybe,............!!!!!
Ok kenny......
Does that bring a resp.....
its ok I'll kick my own head in!!

In reply to Marts:

Dear Marts

No.

Norrie

In reply to Marts:


lol, there are loads of couples who met through here - I met my ex through here for instance.

In reply to Marts:

Some guys have quite hunky internet personas if that's what you mean. But since I'm married I just appreciate them as objets d'art.

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

one or two posters have been very linguistically dextrous and have made me swoon (a bit).

In reply to Marts:

what are you on about?
are you drunk?

In reply to Kenny:

I thought that was rather odd too.....

:-P

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

Gosh I'm flattered

;¬)

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

Dear Alison

See http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=187238&v=1#2709642

Norrie

In reply to Kenny: No No NO, no offence kenny, I'm talking about vibrant outspoken characters who are looked upon not in the climbing line but as distant friends of the chitchat comunity that has evolved. My most outspoken and nicest people with good unatacking and rlative views would be;
No Order,
Glyn
RosieA
Kenny
sloper
blanchie
holly

and so on, just people who are a bit more life like than others soinvolved in themselves that they forget we live on a flat serface.
BIG SMILE

In reply to Marts:

Yeah. He's drunk.

Andy

In reply to CJD:

SWOON???????? sorry, dunno what that means!!

In reply to Mac Ghille Aindrais: Thankyou, Ive got an excuse now!!

In reply to Marts: Blanchie?

Are you making RT users up now?

In reply to Marts: GOD Martin, Shut the f*ck up, your pissed and watched far too much football for one year. go to sleep.



OK.

In reply to Marts:
Dear Marts

I think you should before CJD comes on for missing her out.

Norrie

In reply to marie:

We have a secret handshake and everything!!

In reply to Marts:

Kenny and Sloper have "unattacking views!"

PMSL

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

Indeed!

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

Show me an "attacking view" of mine.

In reply to Norrie Muir: Cheers Nozza, CDJ is off on the pull aint she? Best resolution for a bad mood!!

In reply to Kenny: wow wow wow baby one more time' I'm chilling with you guys, don't hit upon me or I'll rizzle me nizzle!!!!

In reply to Kenny:


I woudn't dare :-P

In reply to Kenny: did you not have a pro pic you deleted?

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

No, seriously. Can you find one?

In reply to Norrie Muir:
Norrie sweetie, erm no as well!

In reply to Marts: Have I ever fancied someone over the net? Oh indeed I have! Made me smile somewhat ruefully, and poignantly (and doesn't help having bloody Wimbledon coming up to stir up old memories). If I'd have known an after-school game of tennis with my music teacher would have developed into a full-blown unrequited obsession, would I have unsprung my racket press that summer's day and shyly proferred my furry balls (35 years ago)? It's a question I ask myself every day of my life, but it's an essentially futile exercise - 'even God cannot change the past' - that only serves to deepen my moroseness and softens my resistance to the seductive charms of a whisky bottle. Even now I cannot hear Schubert's 'Trout' or Elgar's 'Enigma Variations' (they were always on whenever I visited) without getting absurdly agitated. I visited the grave today. He never knew of my feelings. The love that dared not speak its name. I was so decently thoroughly pleasantly pathetically 'British' about the whole thing. Probably why I grieved so much when the Headmaster announced at assembly that he'd been killed by a speeding car. All this time gone by and I still visit my music teacher, and she gestures with her stick to the photo album with pictures of her guide dog 'Rafferty' her beloved golden retriever....ooh, sends a shiver through me...Not really the thread for this, so I'll put the cork back in the bottle so to speak. Just pray I don't dream of his blonde face with the laughing eyes and the ever-wagging tail.

In reply to Marc C:

was your music teacher a man who was killed in a road accident and resurrected as a blind female music teacher?
or is this blind lady music teacher a different music teacher to the one that you fancied over the net?

it's all troublesomely confusing.

In reply to Marc C: So it was the dog you fancied not the music teacher?

In reply to rock waif: PS Have to admit, Alsatians do it for me.


Is this the chatroom?

In reply to Marts:



Its true! i'm here!
missed out on this thread though, bugger! been sleeping at work again!!
blanchie

In reply to rock waif: well done! You're more perceptive than out resident film critic!

In reply to rock waif: Though your confession - 'alsatians do it for me' - is something you might regret in the sober light of morning....

ps I know some chatrooms where you might want to go into more detail about what it is alsatians 'do'

In reply to Marts:


Marts wants me. ME I tell you. No order? I'll just have to see about that... Take them out one-by-one. Now where was that Glyn this weekend?

In reply to Rosie A:

How about sloper, would he do,
























for me?

Only thing I fancy on the net is some fish, but the net is too weak and they keep slipping through its mesh

In reply to Rosie A:

That Glyn is getting ready to go to work.

Marts fancies me???

Oh lord

<<sphincter tightens>>

In reply to rock waif:

Hmmmmmmmmmm, will have to remember this!!!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

In reply to Ste Brom: You are right - he's that famous tele fella isn't he!

In reply to Glyn Jones: stop it, youre always makin me blush...

In reply to Marts:


yay!

In reply to Marc C:

Ah I got befuddled cos the whole thing was redolent of a Stephen Fry sketch about his first kiss with Lucy (who a year later developed distemper and had to be put down) and that sprang to mind and I thought "Marc wouldn't copy an old Fry sketch"...so I missed the bit about the blonde face. And that

In reply to CJD:

I'm surprised nobody's made a "cunning linguist" comment yet.

In reply to darren-surrey: Wasn't even tempted...

In reply to Kenny:


A good example of a strident repost if ever I saw one.

In reply to Alison Stockwell: A strident re-post? Why, has Kenny posted that before? Apologies for the pedantic riposte

ps Kenny's bark's worse than his bite - he's Barry Norman crossed with Quentin Tarantino.

In reply to Marc C:

Whoopsie! Me spelling's normally better than that. Must be the heat getting to me.

I'm not really scared of him. Much. :-P

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

Ha! Given that you ripped our Duz's head off for giving his professional opinion and apparently 'patronising' young girls by calling them 'young girls' (?) you've no right to criticize our Kenny!

In reply to Rosie A:

I'm not criticizing him! I'm complimenting him.

In reply to Alison Stockwell:

HA! Good reply!

In reply to Alison Stockwell:


I await an example of an "attacking" post of mine.

In reply to Marc C:

Normin Barrantino?

Bartin Normantino?

In reply to Marts: I fancied jct over the net, long before I even knew what she looked like. The fact I fancied her in real life was a bonus. We fell in love in cyberspace.

In reply to me:

Still looking, Alison?

In reply to Marts: Yup fraid it didn't work out due to a small in between us. Shame really but you live & learn.