An American, an Indian and an Irishman sitting in a sauna.
All of a sudden they feel a vibration....Sorry says the Yank, that's my pager. I have a micro chip in my arm that tells me when I need to call the office.
Next thing they hear a phone ringing....sorry for that, said the Indian chap, I have a microchip in my hand that is also a mobile phone.
The Irish chap not to be outdone, walks out the sauna and comes back 5 minutes later with loo roll hanging out of his trousers.
What's going on there? asks the Yank and the Indian chap.
Nothing much, said the Irishman.........
I'm getting a fax through!!!!
