In reply to Tim Chappell:
On frustrating/ incompetent people in general... 'Un-f*ck yourself.'
On the range... 'Brassed up.'
On stuff... 'If you can't duck it, f*ck it'
Also, 'If it moves but shouldn't, duck'tape, if it doesn't move but should, WD40.'
On things that just should not be...'Sink/scuttle that ship.'
On someone who is over excitable, angry, pissed off, generally not shutting up or drinking too much...'Belt-fed.'
On something that needs fixing... 'Remedy this/that.'
And a lyrical one.... 'Dig up the bones, but leave the soul alone.'
For lost... 'Topographically absent.'
To do something ballsy... 'Off safe.'
To do something awesome... 'Ninja.'