So maybe this is just my brain being warped after a couple of weeks stomping around the Pyrenees, but how does this sound for an idea?
The Mountain Hut Cookbook. Authentic recipes collected from the huts and refuges of Europe, from the Picos to the Tatras. Page after page of hearty, straightforward, rib-sticking dishes, equally suitable for winter family suppers or unpretentious dinner parties. A useful source of recipes, but also a small insight into the mountain cultures of Europe and their different, locally unique approaches to producing big plates of meat, fat and carbs.
Personally I could go for a slimmed down paperback version, but I'd imagine it working better as an aspirational coffee table type cookbook, with a bit of descriptive prose about the hut that each recipe came from, little interviews where guardians wax lyrical about the importance of food in their local culture, and shallow depth-of-field photographs of some garlic frying in a pan of olive-oil juxtaposed against glorious mountain sunsets, pictures of spartan but homely hut interiors, and goofy shots of hut dogs.
Would anyone else buy this? Or just want to reminisce about hut food in general?
Also, I have no idea how to write a book, but if any publisher wants to give me a massive advance to spend a couple of months next summer wandering around the mountains eating things then please get in touch.