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What's this? 

70cm long, found in a wardrobe in my new house.

There are two of them. metal with rubber coating. 

If the rubber coated part rotates with respect to the mounting flange, I might say coat hook?

Otherwise I don’t think I want to know.

If it was in your wardrobe could it be a trouser snake?

Possibly a curtain tie-back, but maybe too big for that.

Part of a ‘trombone’…

Sorry for the flippancy above. To me, it looks like a piece of tubular metal, bent into a kind of G shape and then coated in rubber. 

ETA: IIRC, they usually come in pairs. 

Edit number 2:  most people store them in a wardrobe. 

Curtain tieback.

My Mrs likes them! I dont!

It's the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific.

It’s an exceptionally badly designed snorkel. 

Too big for that.

Some kind of a hand rail for an elderly person to steady themselves with ?

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

An Ikea Plöplïï?

Damn you, I googled that! 

Just feel the need to pass comment on how white and unstained your mattress is. Mines is disgusting compared to that. 

https://fitdir.com/hangupsa-over-ez-training-handles/

Thanks to Google image search. Though I'm still not sure quite what they achieve and how!

Lol... Did it help...?

That plate with the screw type things - not designed to be seen (wouldn’t have that angled top edge), the screw type fittings (bolts?) are offset, and if it was a screwed to the wall then G shape wouldn’t move. So it’s part of something. Perhaps part of an exercise machine?  

Yes that's them. Gold star. 

I did try an image search but you obviously have the knack. 

There were some other bits of an inversion table too. I think they help swing you upside down to help with back pain. 

I’d have got there eventually. (I’ve nowt else to do, stuck in bed with Covid). 

Trouble is, the pain reappears immediately when you re-invert, and you look pretty stupid using them in a Zoom meeting 

You also look pretty stupid when you can’t flip back to upright and get stuck 😀

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