In reply to grumpybearpantsclimbinggoat:
I think they are all failed novelists - way too much wordy creativity for the office!
Last week I was sat in a senior managers' meeting (on behalf of a senior management who couldn't make it) and I listened in disbelief as they all tried to come up with an alternative name for their 'performance improvement' report, because they had used that phrase for a couple of years and they wanted "something a bit more exciting".
Really.
Cue an out-of-the-box discussion in which terms were banded about, including 'brighter thinking' and the like... Needless to say, I had to bite my tongue a bit for the next 20 minutes.
*These* are the people who invent this type of godforsaken gobbledigook... and they are indeed paid lots of money... :-/