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Happy Birthday Vlad...

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 Bojo 04 Oct 2022

It's Putin's 70th Birthday on Friday. Let's see who can come up withe the best idea for a birthday present. How about a nice box of novichoks and a big bouquet of poloniums?

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 George Ormerod 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

Let’s get a nice photo of you in front of this 10th floor window. Back a bit…. Back a bit more….

 Maggot 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

A good pegging from Zelenskyy?

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 plyometrics 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

James Arthur’s latest album; that’ll teach him.

 65 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Maggot:

Winner!

 AllanMac 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

A tin full of poo.

 fred99 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

What about a day trip to the front line ?

Have a chat with those conscripts, and receive their "adulation". (preferably either one bullet or hand grenade at a time)

 Eam1 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

LSD, ye never know...

 wercat 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

I think a party also attended by every mother and father who has had bad news from the "special military operation" which Putin has to attend without any entourage or security staff

OP Bojo 04 Oct 2022

Be nice to see the following version of the WWI headline:

Ukrainians push bottles up Putin

 Bottom Clinger 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

That Rubics cube thing from Hellraiser. 

In reply to Bojo:

Like I said a few days ago; a tour of the new 'Russian territories' so he can receive the warm welcome from all the new Russian citizens.

 birdie num num 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

Mrs Num Num can do her stripogram routine. Her Y fronts smell of boiled cabbage and old rag mats.

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 lorentz 04 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

We've all seen this story today, right? Try blowing the candles out on this one, Putin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63121649

Ed: spllng

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OP Bojo 07 Oct 2022

Happy 70th Vlad. The impregnated umbrella is on it way.

Clauso 07 Oct 2022
In reply to Bojo:

I'd like to gift him some empathy, humility, and humanity because he obviously has none.

 mondite 07 Oct 2022
In reply to lorentz:

The Lithunia defence minister has also provided best wishes.

"Today Putin on the occasion of his birthday was given a new table and binoculars for communicating with visitors. Lithuanian people are raising money for some “fireworks”

https://twitter.com/a_anusauskas/status/1578268893348405248

In reply to Bojo:

Best birthday present yet https://nitter.hu/am_misfit/status/1578609912292478976#m

Sad trombone sounds

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 elsewhere 08 Oct 2022
In reply to Longsufferingropeholder:

A clearer picture.

https://twitter.com/Latenite72/status/1578631887274184704

Train still burning hours later (concrete screwed by heat) but side wind stopping spread along train?

 elsewhere 08 Oct 2022
In reply to Longsufferingropeholder:

Looks very broken.

In reply to Maggot:

Well, the Ukrainians have made good use of tractors for recovering abandoned armoured vehicles. Maybe Vlad could do the same with his new toy...

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