I bought a Berghaus Waterproof jacket the other day, £69, seemed fair enough for what I got, and has made me marginally less scruffy for the time being.
But I noted some thing called "fixed for life" and I thought oh thats handy in 7 or 8 years when the arm has got ripped by my bike chain, as happened to my last jacket, I can get it repaired. Then I caught site of my self in the mirror, and thought you stupid fool, look, there are "quotation marks", there will be pages of small print behind the trite add slogan. I sighed, my shoulders dropped, and I moved wearily on, the pleasure of my smart new jacket, slightly diminished, crushed by my world weary cynicism.
Anyway I moved on with life until I noticed this review on UKC, https://www.ukclimbing.com/gear/clothing/legwear/berghaus_mens_and_womens_m... , which I thought rambles on for a bit too long IMHO, about a pair of keks, but hey ho, the couple who wrote it look to have had a fun time, so all good. But then I noticed;
Ethics and Environment
These trousers come under Berghaus's "Fixed for Life" scheme via Repairhaus. Basically, you cover the cost of sending the trousers back to Berghaus and they'll fix them for free.
and my overactive mind took me down the worm hole of terms and conditions and small print .
There is more terms and conditions, but the lifetime is pretty clearly laid out here https://www.berghaus.com/product-lifetime-guarantee.list , and I was actually pleasantly surprised that they think a jacket should last, Up to 6 years, but the I must say the " up to" does worry me, possibly the "Up to" infers it will be less if you happen to go for a walk more than once a month, who knows?
But the bit that shocked and appalled me was that they think a Mid/ Large Sac should last up to 4 years. Seriously, I think a decently priced non technical, non ultralight "sac" should last over 20 years, and still have possibility of repair. I have a Karrimor Airspace, which is still going strong, after 20 years, a zip on the back pocket failed 10 years ago, because I over stuffed it, but I could have it mended.
But I am not surprised by all this guff, a few years ago I was chatting with the Sales Director of a premium brand and he quite calmly told me their expected lifetime of a product is 12 months, and went on to justify this. I just nodded and went along with it, whilst thinking you slimy git.
I expect my Aiguille Rucksack to out last my lifetime, and it is performing admirably so far, but oddly one never seems to see reviews of these in the press, despite them investing heavily in sponsoring Craig Matheson https://www.aiguillealpine.co.uk/info/aiguille-supports/ , top tip, get an Aiguille Chalk Bag, :-0
So when you buy kit, and it comes with lifetime guarantees and the like, what is your anticipated lifetime of for example, a Rucksack?