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You'll never hear anyone say 'oh I remember that comfortable day out when it was neither too hot nor too cold, no squirrels ate our lunch, all the routes felt easy, and I timed my morning poo perfectly before getting picked up at home'.

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This article had me from the first paragraph, in particular the reference to perfectly timing your morning poo to just BEFORE you leave for the crag. The writer is clearly a person who truly understands both the struggles and joys of life. 

Had a few epic battles with this myself. None successful, but fun nonetheless.