In reply to Liam M:
Some classics:
Even against Thebes (Aeschylus)- yes, even Thebes!
Mede (Euripides) - Jason's wife in secret persian lover scandal.
Hecub (Euripides) - a young male lion...and the masters of the universe.
Io (Euripides) - seven dwarves steal the lyric.
Jax (Sophocles) - now in the basement.
Oedipus in Colon - well if you will eat Greek food...
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