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I wonder if The Smiths will ever get back together?

Money Changes Everything

Q: Why did Liam and Noel order the soup?

A: You got a roll with it

To paraphrase Noel - Liam's such an angry man. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup

Or is it just a mirage?

What odds can I get on them splitting up again before their first gig 🤔

What and blow their retirement package?

I have to say I'm disappointed by Noel agreeing to this. 

Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a rock 'n' roll band
Who'll throw it all away

They've probably blown that on blow