In reply to Sean Kelly:
I'm not sure it does the cause any good to be so poorly-crafted as to be able to be taken apart so easily by anyone looking for an argument. In a world where first impressions are important and where veracity is already often lacking, it's not a good look regardless of how passionately you believe in the principle.
I had to do some virtual gymnastics to get to a place where I could actually sign the petition, so for those looking for a clean link that will allow so:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/631241
Post edited at 21:29