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Someone crapped on the edge of this massive drop that only rock climbers know about
Social Media User Takes SIMPLY OUTRAGEOUS Dump in EXPOSED Position
Darren Blowhard recently went viral for his post on InstantCrap. Followers were flabbergasted by the photos of Darren and "the lads" wild-drinking tinnies in one of the most popular and accessible parts of the Mount Snowdon national park.
The spot has been catapulted into the limelight after Darren (36) captioned the photos: "got caught short and had to take a dump on the cliff edge... totally wild LOLz". Followers have since been speculating on the possible whereabouts, eager to loosen their bowels at such a breathtaking location.
"I really can't overexaggerate how outrageous that spot is," Darren told us. But, he admits that his voyage into the unchartered wilderness wasn't all plain sailing.
"I must admit," said Darren, "when we arrived the curry we had in Bethesda the night before had begun to take hold."
Hundreds of comments appeared on Darren's InstantCrap account within hours of him posting, catapulting him to international mediocrity within minutes. One user commented: "want to lose lbs fast? we show you how with our free programme." Another speculated: "folloin the croud mkes you a sheepole, Brian Gates just wants to control you mind man."
Darren, an experienced wild-pooper, warned others not to attempt to repeat his experience without the necessary skills and equipment. "I've pooped all over the Alps, to be fair", Darren told us, expressing a desire for his leavings to remain hidden. "Extreme scatology has become really popular these days, but in some places you can't move for strewn bog roll."