In reply to Jamie Simpson - Alpine Dragons:
I'm from Chesterfiled, Derbyshire. My friend from the Newcastle area was confused when someone said 5 & 20 too 10 or 5 & 20 past 10 when talking about the time.
We call everyone, "me duck." I used to hate this as a child when my dad said this to other blokes (men) but now I use this all the time. Its used for men, women and children.
The other ones are genal (pronounced jenal - the tunnel between terraced houses with their ustairs rooms being over this walkway) & gitty (pronounced jitty - he walkway between two rows of houses.
A puff in German is a brothel.
A crog is when you give someone a lift on your bicyce - they sit on the seat and you stand up to peddle.
I got quite a disgusted look off a barmaid in Canada, when I said to one of my mates that I had got through 600 fags on excersise!!! Then realised the double meaning.
I also got a funny look of my missus when I first met her and said I had a "stanger" for her. In German a stanger is a box of 200 ciggarettes or an "hard on." She ws even more dissapointed when I produced the box of ciggies.