In reply to Cooper:
> (In reply to epik) Just get a W on each arse cheek - a cheeky bend-over reveals WoW! Probably better on a bird with a nice ass - than a hairy arsed dude.
That reminds me of that awful (well rather good) joke that goes roughly as follows:
A wife who's into tattoos decides to surprise her husband with a new tattoo for their wedding anniversary. So she goes to the tattoist and says I want a really sexy design with flowers on my bum.
The tattoist is somewhat taken aback by this lame request. 'Flowers? I don't do flowers, sorry.'
'How about some birds then?'
'No I don't do those either, but I can do bees.'
'Oh, OK, then, that sounds pretty sexy. Do one on each cheek.'
When she gets home she strips off dramatically for her husband, bending right over, baring her bum. Her husband's jaw drops, he's obviously shocked.
'Who the f*ck is Bob?!'