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Just because you could do this when you were a teenager, chances are you can’t do this now . ( Commenting for a friend ) . Get a ladder . TBC . 

In reply to mike123:

Oh dear.

Poles can be prussiked with a couple of slings fyi - best to practice the technique for coming down before going too far up!

In reply to mike123:

Still, the sight of your street’s lampposts now festooned with the flag of St.George must make you feel proud to be English. Well worth the cost of a broken leg I’d say.

In reply to JLS:

Let's hope it's a nice, white plaster cast; good canvas for a nice red cross. None of that nasty blue fabric that could attract little yellow stars...

In reply to captain paranoia:

I don’t think the OP will be troubling a multicultural NHS with something as trivial as a broken leg. Stiff upper lip and all that. Nothing a that can’t be dealt with at home with duct tape, a walking pole and some paracetamol.

In reply to mike123:

?

In reply to JLS:

My mate has a danish flag on their local roundabout which really tells a tale 

In reply to mike123:

"Some people hate the English. I don't! They're just wankers!"

In reply to JLS: what on earth makes you think my “friend” was in the process festooning as opposed to unfeestooning ? My friend attempted the unfeestooning hence the toungue in cheek post . They quickly realised they are no longer 19  . The festooning will occur soon . 

In reply to mike123: https://anilasuk.com/products/unicorn-rainbow-premium-quality-flag-5ft-x-3f...

In reply to mike123:

I was fairly sure "your friend" was unfestooning...

In reply to JLS:

On the plus side since most of the patriots dont seem able to climb to the very top either a)it will lessen the injury or b)if it is fatal then the flags will already be at halfmast.

In reply to mondite:

Even better; draped over the body. Though that would be disrespectful.

To the flag, obviously...

In reply to deepsoup:

But be sure to ask them first.

In reply to mike123:

There must be a high death rate from people falling from lampposts , scaffolding etc. Is that why most of the current Cross of St George and Union  flags are being flown at half mast.....?

In reply to mike123:

Pull the other one. You’ll be telling me next your “friend” only allows his/her/their correctly registered XL bully out in public with a mussel fitted.

In reply to JLS: have I upset you ? I don’t recall . Has sone body else upset you ? Do you need a hug ?

I can send you one of these and you can fly it proudly or use it for your duvet , I’ve ordered several just in case . 
 

https://anilasuk.com/products/unicorn-rainbow-premium-quality-flag-5ft-x-3f...

In reply to JLS:

Quick question . How do I fit a mussel to my xl bully ? He doesn’t really like me touching him 

In reply to mike123:

You clam-p it on.

In reply to mike123:

”have I upset you ? I don’t recall . Has sone body else upset you ? Do you need a hug ?”

I need a hug.

In reply to JLS:

Nothing makes me prouder to be British than a tatty union flag haphazardly cable tied upside down to a lamp post. Brings a tear to my eye.

In reply to JLS:

Go out and find a hoody.

Or put on a hoody and go and find David Cameron [who he? ed.]

In reply to JLS:

For heaven's sake, think about the poor dog's discomfort.  Don't be so shellfish.

In reply to Andy Clarke:

I think I need a new shell checker.