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 The Ice Doctor 13 May 2017
three in the world, who would they be and why?

I would start with Donald Duck

Because he is spoilt and his ego is uncontrollable.
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abseil 13 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Loch Ness Monster.
Why, game over for the slimy one.

Troll.
Why, bad for climbers.

The Lyme tick [or whatever it's called].
Ditto.
In reply to abseil:

I apologise for such a bad taste posting. Bored and angry this weekend. Such is life.
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abseil 13 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

> I apologise for such a bad taste posting. Bored and angry this weekend. Such is life.

That's all right! Hope you have a better day tomorrow
 abr1966 13 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Jerry Hunt, Raj Persaud and my ex-boss!
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In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Have you considered getting out a bit more?

T.
 Big Ger 13 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Oh come on gang, I must be top of someone here's list?

Second?

Third?
 Oceanrower 14 May 2017
In reply to Big Ger:
Worryingly, I quite like you.

Mind you, I used to quite like Shona. despite disagreeing with absolutely everything she said...
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 Big Ger 14 May 2017
In reply to Oceanrower:

Thanks mate, that's kind of you.
 FactorXXX 14 May 2017
In reply to Oceanrower:

Mind you, I used to quite like Shona. despite disagreeing with absolutely everything she said...

That's probably because Big Ger and Shona are one and the same...
 Stichtplate 14 May 2017
In reply to Big Ger:

> Oh come on gang, I must be top of someone here's list?Second?Third?

You're quite safe. No one's going to assassinate you until we get a definitive answer about your grannies balls.
 Big Ger 14 May 2017
In reply to FactorXXX:

> That's probably because Big Ger and Shona are one and the same...

Please tell me you don't actually think that?!?!?
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 Big Ger 14 May 2017
In reply to Stichtplate:

They are my aunty's, but I'll check Gran as well, just in case...
 Stichtplate 14 May 2017
In reply to Big Ger:

> They are my aunty's, but I'll check Gran as well, just in case...

I just got a totally unwanted visualisation of you "checking". Brrrrrr.....
 FactorXXX 14 May 2017
In reply to Big Ger:

Please tell me you don't actually think that?!?!?

Of course not, I was just joking...
 Big Ger 14 May 2017
In reply to FactorXXX:

Phew, I thought my secret was out!

OOoOOoops!
 graeme jackson 14 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

my daughter's ex. dumped her for some 'junkie bitch'* 4 months before their wedding. left her with a 2 year old and one on the way. Constantly fails to pay any child maintenance or show any interest in his kids.

*as described by his parents

plus 2 other people yet to be decided, one of which would not be Nicola sturgeon because she'd be even more unbearable as a martyr.
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 Trangia 14 May 2017
In reply to graeme jackson:

> my daughter's ex. dumped her for some 'junkie bitch'* 4 months before their wedding. left her with a 2 year old and one on the way. Constantly fails to pay any child maintenance or show any interest in his kids. *as described by his parents

That's tough, but there is, of course, another way of looking at this. Think of your daughter as having been very lucky. Would you really want this individual as a son in law?

 Andy Hardy 14 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Rather than assinate, I'd like to have my gun loaded with truth serum.

 Robert Durran 14 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Farage
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 Yanis Nayu 14 May 2017
In reply to Robert Durran:

What about the big money men behind the puppets like Farage? Arron Banks?
 NoddyBoulder 14 May 2017
In reply to Yanis Nayu:
Rupert Murdoch and Paul Dacre. Have to think about the third one, but those two definitely.

And rather than the truth serum idea, maybe just something to give them some compassion and humanity.
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 Yanis Nayu 14 May 2017
In reply to NoddyBoulder:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/14/is-paul-dacre-most-dangerous-...

This is a really interesting read, especially regarding his coronation of Theresa May.
 Stichtplate 14 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Branson, Green and Trump but can we bankrupt them instead? I think it would hurt more.
 wercat 15 May 2017
In reply to Yanis Nayu:
> What about the big money men behind the puppets like Farage? Arron Banks?

High on my list:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/millionaire-brexit-donor-t...


Removal is the only answer for someone who so blatantly thinks our democracy is his personal toy
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 Yanis Nayu 15 May 2017
In reply to wercat:

> High on my list:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/millionaire-brexit-donor-t... is the only answer for someone who so blatantly thinks our democracy is his personal toy

It is quite disturbing to find out how wealthy individuals can mould our democracy to suit their own ends. And people moan about the unions having some (transparent) influence!
 GrahamD 15 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Piers Morgan
Simon Cowell
Paul Dacre

Because they're all worth it.
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 krikoman 15 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:
Assad.

Bibi.

As above, maybe not assassinate, but give them a compassion implant.

Oh and Donald, could do with a brain.
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 Steve Perry 15 May 2017
In reply to GrahamD:

Michael O'Leary
Simon Cowell
Donald Trump
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 d_b 15 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

I would shop around for an assassin that does bulk discounts.
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 AllanMac 15 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Rupert Murdoch
Paul Dacre
Tronald Dump
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 wercat 15 May 2017
In reply to davidbeynon:

The Lord High Executioner?
 JEF 16 May 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

The former 'Middle East peace envoy', shoot him three times to be certain (sacrificing my other two choices).
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 Big Ger 16 May 2017
In reply to JEF:

and bury him facing down, with a stake though where his heart should be...
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