In reply to Alyson:
> (In reply to toad) One man's snap tin is another man's bait box.
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> I have a Cumbrian friend living here in Sheffield who won't acknowledge a request to meet for lunch unless it sounds like 'horeet marra, ist tha' ga'an aht fer t'bait like eh?' and just between you and me, I sound a bit ridiculous talking like that...
Was it you who started a similar thread a few months ago about dialects?
You have opened a vast subject which could go on forever. (Good isn't it)
Here is a repeat Cumbrian dialect example.
In Cumbrian, a stool is a "coppie", a chaffinch is a "scoppie" & to throw is "to scop"
so, if you have thrown the stool at a chaffinch, you have "scopped coppie at t'scoppie" It's not a written language.
On a more serious note:-
Re. your Cumbrian "friend" no-one is asking you to speak Cumbrian & if he/she is a "friend" why are you calling their way of speaking ridiculous on a website?
Anyway, the Cumbrian you say that he/she uses is very old fashioned & today is only used by older people, or a quick linguistic badge to show a Cumbrian origin, not as everyday speech.