In reply to estivoautumnal:
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> Skodas appeal to some. Pipe and slippers and people with office jobs.
You comment is probably an attempt at a wind-up, but if it was real (and there's plenty of people who really do think this) then its so vastly out of date (by decades) its laughable (and laugh at rather than laugh with).
If you are actually buying a car as a penis extension then fine, admit to it. The problem with penis extensions is that they tend to cost a fortune to run, and you look an idiot in them. Unless you buy a cheap car with economical underpinnings but extra wide tyres and a go-faster stripe, in which case you keep your money but look an even bigger fool.
Most people, when they've grown up, appreciate that there's two directions to go. Either you buy the bl**dy penis extension, loud and proud, with a V8 or V12 engine and have fun, or buy something that does the job you want it to do. i.e. get you from A to B at a variety of speeds in a variety of comfort levels without costing you a fortune or breaking down every two minutes.
In the non-penis extension category Skodas have pretty much wiped the floor with everything in every category in every review in the last five years.
Hence you're a bit out of date.