In reply to Bob:
Monty Pythons 'Nudge Nudge' sketch adapted.
Trad Climber: 'Evening, squire!
Sport Climber: (stiffly) Good evening.
Trad Climber: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Sport Climber: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Trad Climber: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Sport Climber: (flustered) Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
Trad Climber: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Sport Climber: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Trad Climber: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind boulderer!
Sport Climber: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
Trad Climber: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Sport Climber: Well, I, uh....
Trad Climber: Is, your uh, is your wife into Sport, ay?
Sport Climber: Um, she likes Sport, yes!
Trad Climber: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Sport Climber: As a matter of fact she's very fond of Malham.
Trad Climber: 'Oo isn't? Likes Limestone, eh? Knew she would. Likes Limestone, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
Sport Climber: She has traveled, yes. She's from Sheffield. (pause)
Trad Climber: SAY NO MORE!!
Trad Climber: Sheffield, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Sport Climber: I wasn't going to!
Trad Climber: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....Bolting, ay? 'Bolting, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Sport Climber: Bolting?
Trad Climber: Drill Drill, clip clip, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Sport Climber: Bolting new routes, eh?
Trad Climber: They could be, they could be new routes. or retro bolting, you know, RETRO Bolting?
Sport Climber: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a Hilti.
Trad Climber: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Sport Climber: Look... are you insinuating something?
Trad Climber: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
Sport Climber: Well?
Trad Climber: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Sport Climber: Yes...
Trad Climber: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've 'done it'....
Sport Climber: What do you mean?
Trad Climber: Well, I mean like,....you've WORKED A Sport Route....
Sport Climber: Yes....
Trad Climber: What's it like?