In reply to bouldery bits:
> Many moons ago, when i were a youth starting out in Climbing the local wall stank of chalk, sweat and failure.
Doutbless you'll be pleased to learn of my first visit to a certain 'not on the radar' venue last night. If I told you where it is, I wouldn't just have to kill you - I'd probably have to kill myself too. There is - literally - an entrance test: pulling the sodding sliding door open. I struggled mightily, goaded by the cackles of laughter from within.
Having (barely) scraped though the entrance exam, naturally an ocean of humiliation awaited inside. I flailed and failed on the ahem 'easy'(!) traverse. An hour later, every move done. Well, that's progress, isn't it? (Don't even dare to think about how far away the redpoint is or what's going to happen on the other traverses.)
No WiFi. No cappuccinos. No <sigh> yummy mummies. Just chalk, sweat, pain (an awful lot of it) and heart-aching failure. Oh and everything courtesy of a world-class setter. (Hey, if he's good enough for Megos, he's good enough for me.)
Can't wait to go back! As Tony Yaniro so memorably put it, "The pain, the pain, it hurts so good..."
Mick