Alan,
thank you for a fitting tribute to Wee Con.
I can say he was personally an inspiration to my own endeavours on the Ben and beyond.
First time I met him was in October 1975 outside the Kingie, just after closing time. He pinned me to the bonnet of his Morris Minor and told me to STFU! Lesson No.1.
Next time I met him was at the CIC Winter 1976. I saw this dapper figure changing into lambswool underwear and immaculate Chouinard overgaiters. Myself being a young up and coming young tyro took the chance to quiz Wee Con about the existence of Grade VI’s on the Ben. The quick retort was, “The only thing in Scotland that’s Grade VI is the weather!” Lesson No.2.
Con had a habit of speaking about his Creag Dhu club members by spitting their respective surnames out through gritted teeth; Cunningham, Smith, MCLean, Nicholson, Carrington, Muir, Docherty, Paul. He seemed to hold a special level of bitter resentment towards his fellow Creag Dhu members. Example was Wee Con carrying a decade long sulk over Muir’s and Paul’s (Norrie and Arthur) ascent of Silver Tear. Or was it just an example of Wee Con’s deep and enduring passion for the Wild North West of Scotland?
Despite Con’s reservedness, he hosted a team of ten Creag Dhu members over a four week trip through Wyoming and Idaho. One night the team dossed out in a meadow, tarps erected, fire lit and the dark rum bottles cracked open. Next morning into the melee marched a female Park Ranger.
”Gee, you guys have ruined my wilderness experience! I have to tell you have broken two National Park regulations, both of which are Federal Offences!”
Much grumbling ensued from the team and eventually Wee Con, our host agreed to be nominated to shoulder the cost of the fines.
As soon as the Park Ranger was out of earshot, Wee Con muttered through gritted teeth, “Pine Cone Cop.”
Con, you have provided us all with a great legacy of climbs. For those of us lucky enough to have been graced by your company, you have provided us with an endless list of one-liners to put the world in its place. Con, thank you.
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