/ NEWS: Carabiners enjoy 'Quiet Renaissance' in Men's Fashion
Is my button fly going to be even more difficult to negotiate now?
You nearly had me there! I forgot it was June Fools Day!
I got Krabs from a male model once, but when I tried to show them off on the catwalk I was asked to leave and never return.
> I got Krabs from a male model once, but when I tried to show them off on the catwalk I was asked to leave and never return.
No protection available?
Did you make a runner?
So presumably something like a Clog 22 or a Chouinard Oval has *massive* hipster cred over any newfangled modern crap?
[Heads for cellar, rummages in boxes ...]
Lost. Stanage popular. Louise vitton carabiner. £18000 reward offered.
Whatever next ? Kim Kardashians own range of climbing holds ?
I've always said that if I wear the same thing for long enough it will eventually come into fashion.
I've gone for a DMM Belay Master 2 for a `Prince Albert', but it's made underwear shopping a nightmare.
> 'Will this attachment to the carabiner continue?'
I have to remark - I frequently take comfort from being attached to a karabiner
Saw you coming!
These are just Kong nuts
I like it...
accented with small weighted charms
A pun that had to be done.
Though you'd at least get DMM at that price.
"Weighted Wire Embellishments" love it
> Saw you coming!
> These are just Kong nuts
Two hundred and sixty nine f*cking pounds! For three nuts.
I wonder what other bits of random sh*t you can stick on a chain and call jewelry. I've got a knackered brass valve from a kitchen tap on my desk. Maybe I can sell it as a pendant necklace.
I once toyed with using old memory chips as christmas ornaments, but I think I was
1. Before my time
2. Targeting the wrong demographic
Anyway, no-one in the office wanted to but them.
Did you get a credit card style multi tool for Christmas? Add some chain from an old sink plug and a can of orange paint and you'll be rich.
The mark up on that is mental, a few nuts, some sailing cable and a few cheap sailing mallions... bang 300 quid please.
I feel a get rich quick scheme coming on with my old wall nuts. I wonder how much I could get for a set of wired tricams?
Massive p!55 take!
And totally impractical in a front jeans pocket.
I'd encourage anyone wearing on of those jumpers to use that gear on lead and take a whip above the last draw...
Is this a spoof website? Can't be real...
The jumpers are for via ferrata - the unravelling wool acts like a screamer.
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