Welcome to the AFLAB - Acronyms for Leaders and Belayers
In the text and forum world of today you can save yourself a lot of time by using acronyms. Why, IMHO, write out a whole phrase when a few letters would do? FFS, it's obvious, innit?
There seems no reason why we can't extend this idea for talking aloud. Don't waste time and risk confusion at the crag when you can shout a nice pithy acronym and save your breath. UKC is full of clever and witty people (AFAIK), so feel free to post up your offerings. Here's a few to get you started at the crag, with a guide to pronunciation:
WALL (pronounced waa-ll) Watch And Learn, Lover
GARI (pron. garry) Get a runner in
TTGRI (pron. teeteegree) Trying to get a runner in
ITCH (pron. itch) Is that cam holding?
TINYT (pron. tinnyit) Take in now you tosser
SIS (pron. siss) Slack I said
SFFS (pron. siffiffis) Slack FFS
OSH (pron. osh) Oh shit
IO (pron. ayeoh) I'm off!
IOA (pron. iowa) I'm off again!
GARIT (pron. garrit) Get another runner in then
RUS? (pron. russ) Are you safe?
NINES (pron. nines) No I'm not effing safe
RUS? (pron. russ) Are you safe?
NINESY (pron. ninesy) No I'm not effing safe yet
DYBAB? (pron. diebab) Did you bring a broddler?
WAB? (pron. wab) What's a broddler?
TIN! (pron. tinn) Take in now!
IYOT (pron. eyeott) In your own time
TABSOTL (pron. tabsottle) There's a bloody snake on the ledge
IGY (pron. iggy) I've got you
IGY…MOL (pron. iggy…moll) I've got you, more or less
ARAGIM (pron. araggim) Another runner's a good idea mate
ARJFO (pron. argefoe) A runner just fell out
AYK (pron. che) Are you kidding?
DYGAD (pron. diegadd?) Did you grab a draw?
WORB (pron. warb) Watch out, ROCK BELOW
OYB (pron. oyub) On yer bike (or just FO)
YOBY ? (pron. yobby) You off belay yet?
NINOBY (pron. ninnobay) No I'm not off belay yet
WURM (pron. wurm) When you're ready mate
CAL (pron. cal) Climbing, at last
COF (pron. coff) Come on fatso
RAB (pron.rab) Rope arriving below (or where's my expensive belay jacket?)
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Comments
IHNGPFT - I Hope Nobody Got Paid For This
tldr
Most amusing. And delighted to see David Hume is back from the dead, and rather than writing sceptical philosophy is gracing us with these witty insights.
LBOIDH - (pron. LeBoid): Log Book or it Didn't Happen
Should have waited four days before posting :)
Yeah, I thought that too.
The acronyms remind me somewhat of Welsh or maori when trying to read it.