You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.
One of life's great pleasures is coming across a shop selling topic bars. I never give up the opportunity as you never know when another one will come along.
> The other post got me thinking, wouldn't the world be a better place if humans were the size of squirrels. What do folk think?
Well, there'd be no whale industry. And landing a 20lb pike would be a lot more exciting. The Matterhorn would probably have been climbed much earlier too, without any ropes breaking. Not sure about Downhill Racer though...
I think that if I transitioned into a squirrel sized person I'd be a bit worried about how to relate to the actual squirrels which were around me: it's all very well calling them non-native, invasive, foreigners, immigrant scroungers, disease carrying vermin who take over the country , grey bastards and the like -- when you're six foot tall -but when you're down to Barbie and Ken size yourself you might want to have a rethink.
Fri Night Vid Finding Focus - Life Behind The Lens of a Climbing Photographer
This week's Friday Night Video is a portrait of a prolific climbing photographer from Wedge Climbing. Sam Pratt is well known in both the outdoor and competition scene but if you haven't heard of him, you've likely seen...