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Ok, so my cat's official name is Sasha...however, i never call him this as he seems to have acquired so many unofficial names.
To wit:
Sash-splash
Ginger Cat (he's ginger!)
Ginge
Scringe
Scringle Cat
Brinjal
McScringle (the Scottish cat)
And now, as an homage to the life of Pi, he seems to be going as Richard Parker
So, how many names does your cat have??
To wit:
Sash-splash
Ginger Cat (he's ginger!)
Ginge
Scringe
Scringle Cat
Brinjal
McScringle (the Scottish cat)
And now, as an homage to the life of Pi, he seems to be going as Richard Parker
So, how many names does your cat have??
In reply to kieran b:
Stinky wee shite
Get off the Bed
Fat Ginger Git
Lazy Ginger Git
Useless Ginger Git
Stinky wee shite
Get off the Bed
Fat Ginger Git
Lazy Ginger Git
Useless Ginger Git
In reply to kieran b:
I don't have any cats but my mother has four, none of who's names I know. I refer to them variously as black cat, cow (black and white one), the shit one and silver tiger. Cat's don't know their names anyway so what's the point?
I don't have any cats but my mother has four, none of who's names I know. I refer to them variously as black cat, cow (black and white one), the shit one and silver tiger. Cat's don't know their names anyway so what's the point?
In reply to kieran b:
Milly (black, pretty, angry):
Mrs Hate
Mill.I.Am
Milbert
Mibble
Mooble
Mill Mill Milly Mill Milly Milly Mill Mill (she particularly hates that one)
Eric (ginger, cuddly, portly):
Irky
Pookie (this might as well be her name. She's pookalicious)
Pookius Maximus
Fatty
Ookle Pookle
Mrs Stink
Stinker
Mrs Dungdunghead
Why yes, I am ashamed, now you come to mention it.
Milly (black, pretty, angry):
Mrs Hate
Mill.I.Am
Milbert
Mibble
Mooble
Mill Mill Milly Mill Milly Milly Mill Mill (she particularly hates that one)
Eric (ginger, cuddly, portly):
Irky
Pookie (this might as well be her name. She's pookalicious)
Pookius Maximus
Fatty
Ookle Pookle
Mrs Stink
Stinker
Mrs Dungdunghead
Why yes, I am ashamed, now you come to mention it.
In reply to kieran b:
real name: Dyno
called:
Bino
bugger
arsefeatures
hungrycat
cutieboy
handsomeboy
Dynoman
(he is full of personality so it generally depends on what he's doing)
real name: Sambuca
called:
Sammi
tamtam
(she kept herself to herself really so didn't get many names)
real name: Dyno
called:
Bino
bugger
arsefeatures
hungrycat
cutieboy
handsomeboy
Dynoman
(he is full of personality so it generally depends on what he's doing)
real name: Sambuca
called:
Sammi
tamtam
(she kept herself to herself really so didn't get many names)
In reply to kieran b:
Parents old cat was called many things, most notably
"Mmmffh yrrr geedddoffff arrggghh you little git"
He had a habit of curling up on my face while I was asleep. He would be very unhappy when I woke up.
Parents old cat was called many things, most notably
"Mmmffh yrrr geedddoffff arrggghh you little git"
He had a habit of curling up on my face while I was asleep. He would be very unhappy when I woke up.
In reply to Tall Clare:
I expected much reference to poo in the Eric names. I confess to being disappointed.
I expected much reference to poo in the Eric names. I confess to being disappointed.
In reply to Reach>Talent:
Kizzie used to sleep on my pillow above my head and massage my scalp gently (!) with her claws. Until one night when she stretched out her paw and sunk her claw into my eyelid. She's not allowed in the bedroom at all any more.
Kizzie used to sleep on my pillow above my head and massage my scalp gently (!) with her claws. Until one night when she stretched out her paw and sunk her claw into my eyelid. She's not allowed in the bedroom at all any more.
In reply to Ava Adore:
Does Pookie count? And what about Mrs Dungdunghead, stinker, etc.
Oh, they also get called 'tigerface' and 'pantherface' respectively. And 'you spiteful old cow' and 'you frickin' useless cat'.
Milly now wants to add something to the thread by trampling on my laptop.
Does Pookie count? And what about Mrs Dungdunghead, stinker, etc.
Oh, they also get called 'tigerface' and 'pantherface' respectively. And 'you spiteful old cow' and 'you frickin' useless cat'.
Milly now wants to add something to the thread by trampling on my laptop.
In reply to kieran b: Dinner
In reply to kieran b:
We have a dog
Kennel Club name : Brymarden Conspiracy by Megalex
Real Name: Connor
Names used by my wife:
Connorkins
My Darling boy
Fluff Bundle
Names used by me:
Sir Crapalot
Benton
Your dog
Names he actually recognises:
Bedtime (cos that's when he gets a biscuit)
We have a dog
Kennel Club name : Brymarden Conspiracy by Megalex
Real Name: Connor
Names used by my wife:
Connorkins
My Darling boy
Fluff Bundle
Names used by me:
Sir Crapalot
Benton
Your dog
Names he actually recognises:
Bedtime (cos that's when he gets a biscuit)
In reply to Chris the Tall:
Also answers to BBD (Big Black Dog) and Sh**wit.
> (In reply to kieran b)
> We have a dog
>
> > Your dog
>
> Hey! That's the name of the dog that lives in our house,too. Well it must be, 'cos we both call him that.
> We have a dog
>
> > Your dog
>
> Hey! That's the name of the dog that lives in our house,too. Well it must be, 'cos we both call him that.
Also answers to BBD (Big Black Dog) and Sh**wit.
In reply to Chris the Tall:
Start your own thread matey...cats only!!
Start your own thread matey...cats only!!
In reply to kieran b: As any reader of TS Elliot will tell you, cats need three names. Our cats are regularly known as Scratch and Sniff, their "peculiar, and more dignified" names are Prince Monkey Rat the Magnificent, and The Velveteen Whippet Tail. You'd have to ask them (and they wouldn't tell) of their "deep and inscrutable singular names".
Our neighbours cat comes into our house every day.
Her collar says CHELSEA which is what we've always called her.
Turns out Chelsea was her predessor and she just wears the dead cat's collar (tightwad neighbours).
Cat is really called CRYSTAL but we call her Chelsea still because it is the better of two bad names.
In reply to kieran b:
Official name is Nea, she's the apple of my eye and accordingly spoilt and stroppy.
Unofficial names:
Monkey
Madam
Princess Nea
Babycat (yes I'm embarrassed about this one)
Evil Twin
(The)Fluffy Arse
I briefly had a feral kitten with a lot of personality and no manners, which went walkabout. Offical name: Talisker
Unofficial name
Poopy Cat (no need to elaborate)
Official name is Nea, she's the apple of my eye and accordingly spoilt and stroppy.
Unofficial names:
Monkey
Madam
Princess Nea
Babycat (yes I'm embarrassed about this one)
Evil Twin
(The)Fluffy Arse
I briefly had a feral kitten with a lot of personality and no manners, which went walkabout. Offical name: Talisker
Unofficial name
Poopy Cat (no need to elaborate)
In reply to kieran b:
Poppy:
pop-pop
popstar
poppleton
Scrappy:
scrap
scrapster
scrapadillo
yoda
Gorilla:
doesn't have any!
Poppy:
pop-pop
popstar
poppleton
Scrappy:
scrap
scrapster
scrapadillo
yoda
Gorilla:
doesn't have any!
In reply to kieran b: Real name Charly (he's ginger)
Ginger
Lovely Boy
Gorgeous
Charly Bear
Beast
Beastie
Bastard
F*cker
Ooh ya F*cker
F*ck sake Charly what is WRONG with you?
Nut Job
Psycho
JaJa (gets a swollen lip when he's got fleas)
We love him to bits, he's a wrong un!
Ginger
Lovely Boy
Gorgeous
Charly Bear
Beast
Beastie
Bastard
F*cker
Ooh ya F*cker
F*ck sake Charly what is WRONG with you?
Nut Job
Psycho
JaJa (gets a swollen lip when he's got fleas)
We love him to bits, he's a wrong un!
In reply to kieran b:
maggie aka;
maggie moo,
slaggy maggie,
dennis
dennis you depressed c**t (bit of a mopey cat)
maggie aka;
maggie moo,
slaggy maggie,
dennis
dennis you depressed c**t (bit of a mopey cat)
In reply to kieran b
Dog
Real name: Flint
Others:
Pogo (my current most used)
Pogo dog stick
Flinticus
Flinticus maximus
Fooldog
Dumb ass fool dog
fluff
mydog
Old name (he's 'second hand'): Benjy
Dog
Real name: Flint
Others:
Pogo (my current most used)
Pogo dog stick
Flinticus
Flinticus maximus
Fooldog
Dumb ass fool dog
fluff
mydog
Old name (he's 'second hand'): Benjy
In reply to kieran b:
Toby and Heidi.
Both get called 'Cat' more often than not and if either of them does something evil they get called 'snakefood'.
Toby and Heidi.
Both get called 'Cat' more often than not and if either of them does something evil they get called 'snakefood'.
In reply to kieran b:
Official name: Isambard Kingdom Brunel (named by someone else!)
Called:
Izzy
Iz
Izza-ma-bob
Izzle
Izzle-Mcfizzle
Mister Izuble
Bad-cat
Cat-fink
fink
the fink
Official name: Isambard Kingdom Brunel (named by someone else!)
Called:
Izzy
Iz
Izza-ma-bob
Izzle
Izzle-Mcfizzle
Mister Izuble
Bad-cat
Cat-fink
fink
the fink
In reply to kieran b: My friend at school had a cat called Cooking Fat. Which always tickled me.
In reply to Owen W-G:
Chelsea and Crystal?? Do you live in Essex by any chance?
>
> Our neighbours cat comes into our house every day.
>
> Her collar says CHELSEA which is what we've always called her.
>
> Turns out Chelsea was her predessor and she just wears the dead cat's collar (tightwad neighbours).
>
> Cat is really called CRYSTAL but we call her Chelsea still because it is the better of two bad names.
> Our neighbours cat comes into our house every day.
>
> Her collar says CHELSEA which is what we've always called her.
>
> Turns out Chelsea was her predessor and she just wears the dead cat's collar (tightwad neighbours).
>
> Cat is really called CRYSTAL but we call her Chelsea still because it is the better of two bad names.
Chelsea and Crystal?? Do you live in Essex by any chance?
In reply to Andy DB:
I don't have a cat, but I call the one that comes into my garden and sh1ts 'Cooking Fat'. As in "that cooking fat is back in the bloody garden, where's my gun".
I don't have a cat, but I call the one that comes into my garden and sh1ts 'Cooking Fat'. As in "that cooking fat is back in the bloody garden, where's my gun".
In reply to kieran b:
Tickle - Real name
Called, Tickle-puss, Stupid, Oi You, T, cat.
What she responds to - Breakfast!
Tickle - Real name
Called, Tickle-puss, Stupid, Oi You, T, cat.
What she responds to - Breakfast!
In reply to Owen W-G:
This made me chuckle!
> Turns out Chelsea was her predessor and she just wears the dead cat's collar (tightwad neighbours).
This made me chuckle!
In reply to kieran b: real name: Max
extra names: ginger
maximus
maxaria (he meows, a lot)
will you bloody keep still (while im trying to use the laptop and your sitting on my chest and keeps bloody squirming and getting in the way so i cant see the screen)
cuddlebug
real name: Jess
jessiecat
pudding
thunderpurr
extra names: ginger
maximus
maxaria (he meows, a lot)
will you bloody keep still (while im trying to use the laptop and your sitting on my chest and keeps bloody squirming and getting in the way so i cant see the screen)
cuddlebug
real name: Jess
jessiecat
pudding
thunderpurr
In reply to RockAngel: and max has: 'take your sodding tablet, stop spitting it out' as a name too
In reply to kieran b:
ginger ninja....love it!
ginger ninja....love it!
In reply to kieran b:
I used to live with a girl with a cat called Bumbsk.
However most of the time I used to call it 'Stop bl00dy purring at me you evil, bollick licking, fur shedding, preening dollop of hateful flesh'
Mainly 'cos I hate cats
I used to live with a girl with a cat called Bumbsk.
However most of the time I used to call it 'Stop bl00dy purring at me you evil, bollick licking, fur shedding, preening dollop of hateful flesh'
Mainly 'cos I hate cats
In reply to kieran b:
Official name:Sweep
Sweepster
Sweepingtons
Sweepers
Sweepsy
Meaowcat
Sir Sweeps
Sweeples
Catpaw
BadCat (although this is also the name we gave the feral cat that terrorises all the mogies on our street, there is another called EvilCat)
Oi
F**kinghellgetoutofthewaydickheadcat
Official name:Sweep
Sweepster
Sweepingtons
Sweepers
Sweepsy
Meaowcat
Sir Sweeps
Sweeples
Catpaw
BadCat (although this is also the name we gave the feral cat that terrorises all the mogies on our street, there is another called EvilCat)
Oi
F**kinghellgetoutofthewaydickheadcat
In reply to kieran b:
We don't have one, but next door's is known as Cooking Fat
At least that's what I call it when there are any small kids within earshot!
We don't have one, but next door's is known as Cooking Fat
At least that's what I call it when there are any small kids within earshot!
In reply to Andy DB:
I had two cats called Freddie and Freda, both were on occaisons called Cookin Fat
> (In reply to kieran b) My friend at school had a cat called Cooking Fat. Which always tickled me.
I had two cats called Freddie and Freda, both were on occaisons called Cookin Fat
In reply to kieran b:
All cats have at least three names:
"The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name. "
T S Eliot
All cats have at least three names:
"The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name. "
T S Eliot
In reply to kieran b:
Our cat is:
Eric
Urk
Cat
That ********* animal
Your ******* cat (has gone and slaughtered xyz/is ontop of the kitchen cupboards again)
Our dog is:
Kenmiltree Trojan (never)
Mac (mostly) and variously
Macca
Scrotter
Scruffy
Dog
Our cat is:
Eric
Urk
Cat
That ********* animal
Your ******* cat (has gone and slaughtered xyz/is ontop of the kitchen cupboards again)
Our dog is:
Kenmiltree Trojan (never)
Mac (mostly) and variously
Macca
Scrotter
Scruffy
Dog
In reply to hokkyokusei:
Thanks for that!
So, that's what he is meditating on...i thought he was just dreaming of his next piece of fresh tuna
Thanks for that!
So, that's what he is meditating on...i thought he was just dreaming of his next piece of fresh tuna
In reply to hokkyokusei:
So the third one's 'Cooking Fat' then?
> (In reply to kieran b)
>
> All cats have at least three names:
>
> "The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
> It isn't just one of your holiday games;
> You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
> When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
> First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
> Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
> Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
> All of them sensible everyday names.
> There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
> Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
> Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
> But all of them sensible everyday names.
> But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
> A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
> Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
> Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
> Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
> Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
> Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
> Names that never belong to more than one cat.
> But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
> And that is the name that you never will guess;
> The name that no human research can discover—
> But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
> When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
> The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
> His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
> Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
> His ineffable effable
> Effanineffable
> Deep and inscrutable singular Name. "
>
> T S Eliot
>
> All cats have at least three names:
>
> "The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
> It isn't just one of your holiday games;
> You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
> When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
> First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
> Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
> Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
> All of them sensible everyday names.
> There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
> Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
> Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
> But all of them sensible everyday names.
> But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
> A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
> Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
> Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
> Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
> Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
> Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
> Names that never belong to more than one cat.
> But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
> And that is the name that you never will guess;
> The name that no human research can discover—
> But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
> When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
> The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
> His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
> Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
> His ineffable effable
> Effanineffable
> Deep and inscrutable singular Name. "
>
> T S Eliot
So the third one's 'Cooking Fat' then?
In reply to kieran b: Ours was sadly called Piggy by my father in law - I knew her as TBC (that bloody cat). Of course "Supreme Leader of the Universe" would have been more appropriate.
I did not appreciate being used as an ice climbing wall.
I did not appreciate being used as an ice climbing wall.
In reply to hokkyokusei: Aye, puts my earlier post into context. It's a poem that has stuck with me since childhood, was also fond of "Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat" from the same collection. The derivative musical never had the same resonance as the poetry IMO.
In reply to kieran b:
got two cats:
maddy aka - slinky malinky
maddy moobie
mads
little shit
madule
madiston
mad balls
maddy stains
pea head
alfie aka - snow leopard
alfa scrap
womble
shit head
alf wiggum
got two cats:
maddy aka - slinky malinky
maddy moobie
mads
little shit
madule
madiston
mad balls
maddy stains
pea head
alfie aka - snow leopard
alfa scrap
womble
shit head
alf wiggum
In reply to kieran b:
Official 1: Oreo
Oreo-Worreeo
Whoreo
Official 2: Nutter Butter
Nutty Butts
Nutt Butt
Nutty Butty
Nutty Butty Woo Woo
Nutty Poohs
Nutty Butt Pooh Pops
(She really gets it bad
Nick names used for either-
Little Sausage
Sausage Pops
Poopy Pops.
Official 1: Oreo
Oreo-Worreeo
Whoreo
Official 2: Nutter Butter
Nutty Butts
Nutt Butt
Nutty Butty
Nutty Butty Woo Woo
Nutty Poohs
Nutty Butt Pooh Pops
(She really gets it bad
Nick names used for either-
Little Sausage
Sausage Pops
Poopy Pops.
In reply to kieran b:
Real name Kipper, who is a jet black cat.
AKA:
General Snoriega
Oi C*nt (normally when he's biting or scratching something that hurts)
Awwwwwwwww (makes him roll on his back and present his belly for attention)
Kipps
poooooos poooos pooos psss
Kipper bling (this is the neighbours name for him due to his silver collar)
Real name Kipper, who is a jet black cat.
AKA:
General Snoriega
Oi C*nt (normally when he's biting or scratching something that hurts)
Awwwwwwwww (makes him roll on his back and present his belly for attention)
Kipps
poooooos poooos pooos psss
Kipper bling (this is the neighbours name for him due to his silver collar)
In reply to kieran b:
Big ginge
Big boy
Big ginger freak
Handsome
Piss off ginge! (when he jumps on my head in the night)
Muppet
Big ginge
Big boy
Big ginger freak
Handsome
Piss off ginge! (when he jumps on my head in the night)
Muppet
In reply to Trangia:
would you say you were generally lacking in imagination?
> (In reply to kieran b)
>
> "The cat" or officially "Max"
>
> "The cat" or officially "Max"
would you say you were generally lacking in imagination?
In reply to kieran b:
Kitkat:
Kit
Miss kit
Kitty kit
Kitkit
Putty cat
Madam
Mwiss mwiss (more of a calling noise)
She's also the only cat I've ever had that comes back when whilstled to.
Kitkat:
Kit
Miss kit
Kitty kit
Kitkit
Putty cat
Madam
Mwiss mwiss (more of a calling noise)
She's also the only cat I've ever had that comes back when whilstled to.
In reply to kieran b:
Official: Makalu
Unofficial:
Mak
Lulu
Shitface
Gitface
Shabby tabby
Pretty kitty
Scatty catty
Soggy moggy
Official: Makalu
Unofficial:
Mak
Lulu
Shitface
Gitface
Shabby tabby
Pretty kitty
Scatty catty
Soggy moggy
I call the cats that live in the house that I live in stinky and slinky, real names Dan and Yan although I think their original owner called them Claw and Darkness until his housemates refused to use such childish names (he was 21 but a bit on the autistic side). More often than not I refer to Stinky as Cat or <adj>ing Cat, on account of his general annoyingness. Slinky rarely does me an ill, he's the dude of the feline world. Sometimes I supplement their nasty dry food with lovely wet food, just to cheer them up. But if they run out of food (quite often) I don't feed them as I refuse to take responsibility for their well being. I'm not sure if this makes me evil.
In reply to Horatio:
Claw and Darkness are superb names for cats...if it reflects their evil personalities?!
I once had a spanish girlfriend with a cat called 'Millunas'....which translates as '1000 claws'
Cool name
However, due to persistent furniture scratching, her mother had the poor thing declawed at the front.
I then called him 'Quinientosunas'...500 claws
Claw and Darkness are superb names for cats...if it reflects their evil personalities?!
I once had a spanish girlfriend with a cat called 'Millunas'....which translates as '1000 claws'
Cool name
However, due to persistent furniture scratching, her mother had the poor thing declawed at the front.
I then called him 'Quinientosunas'...500 claws
In reply to Lord of Starkness:
Ahhh, the old ones are the best. Taken from an original Carry on film.
> (In reply to kieran b)
>
> We don't have one, but next door's is known as Cooking Fat
>
>
>
> We don't have one, but next door's is known as Cooking Fat
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Ahhh, the old ones are the best. Taken from an original Carry on film.
In reply to kieran b:
We used to have two almost identical brothers - Misty and Sparky apparently - who always got called cat and cat because we couldn't easily tell them apart. We lost Misty and got two other cats so now cat is big cat and the other two (ying and yang officially) are white cat and black cat.
Not such emmotive names as a cat I had years ago which was Piss Pot.
We used to have two almost identical brothers - Misty and Sparky apparently - who always got called cat and cat because we couldn't easily tell them apart. We lost Misty and got two other cats so now cat is big cat and the other two (ying and yang officially) are white cat and black cat.
Not such emmotive names as a cat I had years ago which was Piss Pot.
In reply to GrahamD:
Jake and Elwood Blues (they're on a mission from someone, if not god).
Familiarly Jakus and Ells.
Once had cats born by caesarian section - Macduff and Gloucester for the literary-minded out there.
Jake and Elwood Blues (they're on a mission from someone, if not god).
Familiarly Jakus and Ells.
Once had cats born by caesarian section - Macduff and Gloucester for the literary-minded out there.
In reply to hokkyokusei:
Wonder if the whiskery stand up comedian realises the poetic feline heritage of his name.
> (In reply to kieran b)
> Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
> Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
Wonder if the whiskery stand up comedian realises the poetic feline heritage of his name.
In reply to kieran b:
One of mine answers to bitchpiss
Another gets called fluffball and bawbag but his real name is spoon.
One of mine answers to bitchpiss
Another gets called fluffball and bawbag but his real name is spoon.
In reply to kieran b:
Official Name: Fluffy-Rose
Unoffical names:
Shitty Kitty
Poo-ey Puss
Although actually we seem to have solved the problem now so don't use the names so much.
Official Name: Fluffy-Rose
Unoffical names:
Shitty Kitty
Poo-ey Puss
Although actually we seem to have solved the problem now so don't use the names so much.
In reply to pigeonjim:
Sounds like a good enough reason to me! I need another cat so I can call it Spoon. Mr TC says two cats is quite enough, so we'll have to get a dog instead.
Sounds like a good enough reason to me! I need another cat so I can call it Spoon. Mr TC says two cats is quite enough, so we'll have to get a dog instead.
In reply to MG:
Real name: Danny
Called: Ginger, Ginger filth, Ginger Cat
Real name: Jess
Called: Fat Cat
Real name: Danny
Called: Ginger, Ginger filth, Ginger Cat
Real name: Jess
Called: Fat Cat
In reply to kieran b:
Another ginger officially Sampson
Current names include:
Princeling
Mr Ling
Simon
Lionel
Triangle Face
Another ginger officially Sampson
Current names include:
Princeling
Mr Ling
Simon
Lionel
Triangle Face
In reply to Tall Clare:
He was called Eric because it was an inappropriate plain name for the cutest little bundle of fluff (as chosen by late teenage kids).
It is also a deeply unsuitable name for the cold-eyed, sociopathic, psychopathic feline torturer and assassin that he grew to be. THere was another dismantled pigeon in the kitchen last night, with bits of it on top of the kitchen cupboards. I wouldn't care to say if it was alive or dead when he bundled it through the cat flap.
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> Hoorah, another Eric!
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> Hoorah, another Eric!
He was called Eric because it was an inappropriate plain name for the cutest little bundle of fluff (as chosen by late teenage kids).
It is also a deeply unsuitable name for the cold-eyed, sociopathic, psychopathic feline torturer and assassin that he grew to be. THere was another dismantled pigeon in the kitchen last night, with bits of it on top of the kitchen cupboards. I wouldn't care to say if it was alive or dead when he bundled it through the cat flap.
In reply to nniff:
Ooo, nasty.
Still, at least he's the right gender. My Eric was named after the heroic viking Eric the Red. She is neither heroic nor vikinglike.
Ooo, nasty.
Still, at least he's the right gender. My Eric was named after the heroic viking Eric the Red. She is neither heroic nor vikinglike.
In reply to kieran b:
Family cat was called Butch. He used to come in from the rain and risk electrocution and vaporisation by by drying out ontop of the lounge telly.
Well hard. He used to then sit upright facing into room and stare you out as you were watching the box. Most disconcerting.
Student house cat was a very maingy affair. His nick-name was smeg, probably due to his unsavory courtship habits in our back yard, as well as latching on fast to the carpet and curtains when it was time to boot him out.
Family cat was called Butch. He used to come in from the rain and risk electrocution and vaporisation by by drying out ontop of the lounge telly.
Well hard. He used to then sit upright facing into room and stare you out as you were watching the box. Most disconcerting.
Student house cat was a very maingy affair. His nick-name was smeg, probably due to his unsavory courtship habits in our back yard, as well as latching on fast to the carpet and curtains when it was time to boot him out.
In reply to kieran b: real name mojo...(actually he was me ex's cat but defected.
big puss
lead cat (he weights a ton)
fluffy nuts
fat face
big puss
lead cat (he weights a ton)
fluffy nuts
fat face
In reply to Tall Clare:
Mr TC is quite right.
Try to avoid women with more than two cats is one of the best pieces of advice i have had in life
> (In reply to pigeonjim)
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> Sounds like a good enough reason to me! I need another cat so I can call it Spoon. Mr TC says two cats is quite enough, so we'll have to get a dog instead.
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> Sounds like a good enough reason to me! I need another cat so I can call it Spoon. Mr TC says two cats is quite enough, so we'll have to get a dog instead.
Mr TC is quite right.
Try to avoid women with more than two cats is one of the best pieces of advice i have had in life
In reply to kieran b:
Is that some sort of euphemism for "she's only allowed one pet cat"?
> (In reply to Tall Clare)
> [...]
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> Mr TC is quite right.
> Try to avoid women with more than two cats is one of the best pieces of advice i have had in life
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> Mr TC is quite right.
> Try to avoid women with more than two cats is one of the best pieces of advice i have had in life
Is that some sort of euphemism for "she's only allowed one pet cat"?
In reply to cliff shasby:
lead cat i like very much
I lost my last cat to my ex...but then he was hers to start with i guess. Still miss him though
> (In reply to kieran b) real name mojo...(actually he was me ex's cat but defected.
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> big puss
> lead cat (he weights a ton)
> fluffy nuts
> fat face
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> big puss
> lead cat (he weights a ton)
> fluffy nuts
> fat face
lead cat i like very much
I lost my last cat to my ex...but then he was hers to start with i guess. Still miss him though
In reply to kieran b:
ps if you should need cheering up at any point in your life:
https://www.facebook.com/catpics
i am still wiping the tears from eyes
ps if you should need cheering up at any point in your life:
https://www.facebook.com/catpics
i am still wiping the tears from eyes
In reply to kieran b:
Well, if we're onto stupid cat things to raise a smile:
youtube.com/watch?v=l18u5JcFNLM&
youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&
Well, if we're onto stupid cat things to raise a smile:
youtube.com/watch?v=l18u5JcFNLM&
youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&
In reply to kieran b:
We used to get visits from a neighbours cat, Roo (a flirt, used to spend time in at least 3 peoples houses on our street, and no, we werent feeding her. She was just optimising sunbeam sunbathing opportunities/snooping/laying claim/hatching a plan of world domination or something).
Her name somehow morphed into Roofapopoulis, said with a greek accent. I have no idea why.
We used to get visits from a neighbours cat, Roo (a flirt, used to spend time in at least 3 peoples houses on our street, and no, we werent feeding her. She was just optimising sunbeam sunbathing opportunities/snooping/laying claim/hatching a plan of world domination or something).
Her name somehow morphed into Roofapopoulis, said with a greek accent. I have no idea why.
In reply to kieran b:
My cat is called Cordelia... We thought she was a 'he' at first and since it was from Moss Side we thought we would call it Cordell. Changed it when we found out she was a 'she'!
Aka
Cordy
Cordy cat
Cords
Stinky little wench. (Her shit stinks)
Shit bag (when she pukes)
Evil shit (when she gives you dead eyes for no reason)
Fluff bag (when she sheds)
My cat is called Cordelia... We thought she was a 'he' at first and since it was from Moss Side we thought we would call it Cordell. Changed it when we found out she was a 'she'!
Aka
Cordy
Cordy cat
Cords
Stinky little wench. (Her shit stinks)
Shit bag (when she pukes)
Evil shit (when she gives you dead eyes for no reason)
Fluff bag (when she sheds)
In reply to kieran b:
Cola.
Soon to become "Get out of that bloody tree and stop chewing the fairy lights"!
Cola.
Soon to become "Get out of that bloody tree and stop chewing the fairy lights"!
In reply to kieran b:
Marley
Marleymoomoo
Moo Moo
Marleymarleymarleymarleymarley (in Austin Powers 'moley' styleee)
Black & White cat
Mrs Moo
Dribbly cat
Forf*cksakeMarleygerroff!
Hitler
Little Lady
Cutie Pie
Nesta
Nestanoo
Noo noo
Noo noo mgoo
Stripey cat
Gobby
P*ss pants
Dirtylittlesh*t
Gorgeous boy
Little Man
Stopclawingatthedooryoulittlebast*ard
Marley
Marleymoomoo
Moo Moo
Marleymarleymarleymarleymarley (in Austin Powers 'moley' styleee)
Black & White cat
Mrs Moo
Dribbly cat
Forf*cksakeMarleygerroff!
Hitler
Little Lady
Cutie Pie
Nesta
Nestanoo
Noo noo
Noo noo mgoo
Stripey cat
Gobby
P*ss pants
Dirtylittlesh*t
Gorgeous boy
Little Man
Stopclawingatthedooryoulittlebast*ard
In reply to kieran b:
Ex cats real name: Samson
also known as
Samuel Whiskers
pusscat
puddycat
master of the universe
two brain cells (one for food, one for sleep)
bastard
Ex cats real name: Samson
also known as
Samuel Whiskers
pusscat
puddycat
master of the universe
two brain cells (one for food, one for sleep)
bastard
In reply to kieran b: Real name Brandy, aka Mr Brands, Brandmeister, Brandmaster Flash, Mr Hatch, Cat, lazy b'stard.
In reply to kieran b:
Marley:
Marley moo
Moozie
Moozie bear
fatty
grumpy
moozie moo
snugglemunch
Woody:
woo woo
woo bear
little one/man
black bear
Marley:
Marley moo
Moozie
Moozie bear
fatty
grumpy
moozie moo
snugglemunch
Woody:
woo woo
woo bear
little one/man
black bear
In reply to kieran b:
Real name Hendrix,
Others include-
Bellend
Dickwad
F*ckwit
Cat
Stupid little shite
Real name Hendrix,
Others include-
Bellend
Dickwad
F*ckwit
Cat
Stupid little shite
In reply to kieran b:
I much prefer dogs, but this geezer sounds ok
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/dec/05/cat-with-17-lives
I much prefer dogs, but this geezer sounds ok
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/dec/05/cat-with-17-lives
In reply to thin bob:
I follow him (Tom Cox, or more specifically Under the Paw) on facebook because he shares the *best* cat pictures, and I'm a massive loser who likes that sort of thing. Of his cats, the Bear and Ralph are my favourites.
I follow him (Tom Cox, or more specifically Under the Paw) on facebook because he shares the *best* cat pictures, and I'm a massive loser who likes that sort of thing. Of his cats, the Bear and Ralph are my favourites.
In reply to kieran b: friend of a friend has a cat called Sirius. Gets called Silly Arse a lot.
In reply to Tall Clare:
I presume you 'like' the cat-a-day page on FB? There's some crackers on there
I presume you 'like' the cat-a-day page on FB? There's some crackers on there
In reply to Fickalli:
>>> Cat's don't know their names anyway so what's the point?
They do, it's just that they don't let you know that...
>>> Cat's don't know their names anyway so what's the point?
They do, it's just that they don't let you know that...
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