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 Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
Time we had another of these.

The Skull
 Jon Stewart 23 Jul 2014
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The Nose
Face Route
 Blue Straggler 23 Jul 2014
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Present Arms
 Blue Straggler 23 Jul 2014
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Twenty FOOT Crack
 Blue Straggler 23 Jul 2014
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ARM-orican
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Rigid Digit
 Blue Straggler 23 Jul 2014
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Thomas.
 Trangia 23 Jul 2014
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Slim finger crack
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Trangia:

Lung-fish
 Jon Stewart 23 Jul 2014
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The Balls! The Balls!

(Sorry)
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Jon Stewart:

> The Balls! The Balls!

Disallowed

Brain Damage
 JimboWizbo 23 Jul 2014
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Squashed Finger
 Jon Stewart 23 Jul 2014
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Wrong Hand Route
Right Hand Route
Left Hand Route
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Moby Dick (Birchen)

 Trangia 23 Jul 2014
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Cioch Direct
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Quartz Vein
 Jon Stewart 23 Jul 2014
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Rectum Rift
 Ffion Blethyn 23 Jul 2014
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Heart Of The Son

OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Ffion Blethyn:

???

Kneewrecker Chimney
 Ffion Blethyn 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Ok then
Heart Of The Sun

 Trangia 23 Jul 2014
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Basteir Tooth
 Blackmud 23 Jul 2014
Fingers Ridge
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Sphincter
 goose299 23 Jul 2014
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DIGITation
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Stennis Elbow
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Devil's Appendix
 scott titt 23 Jul 2014
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Aquascrotum
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Woden's Cheek
 cwarby 23 Jul 2014
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Limbo
oomigooli groove
under a blood red sky

Struggling to stay serious now.........

birth canal - (oh go on!)
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to cwarby:

One at a time please...and is 'blood' a body part?

Soap Gut
 Bob 23 Jul 2014
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The Heinous Penis
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Wristcutter's Lullaby
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Hat Dude:

(I love that route name)

Heart of the Sun

(Plus I am sre more than about 30 variants on this...Heartsong, Heart of Gold, Heart of Darkness etc etc)
 cwarby 23 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

I'm claiming it is! If not, replace with..

Deep throat
lazybones
b team buttress
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Stomach Traverse
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Broken Toe
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Wendy
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Tuppence
 Iain Peters 23 Jul 2014
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Terrier's Tooth, despite its recent root canal dentistry.
 seankenny 23 Jul 2014
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Bitterfingers and Butterballs. Thanks goodness they are so far apart eh?
adam11 23 Jul 2014
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Tw*t in a Cliff Top Cottage
 Firestarter 23 Jul 2014
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Centre crack
 Hat Dude 23 Jul 2014
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Hitler's Buttock
 Dom Whillans 23 Jul 2014
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cockblock
 Firestarter 23 Jul 2014
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Knob Wall

Boobs

Jaws
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Temple of Doom
 james1978 23 Jul 2014
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Ladyfingers

Tricky Dicky
OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
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Smart-arse (Shorncliff)
 james1978 23 Jul 2014
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Luring Labia, Portishead

Comechochos, Sa Gubia
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OP Greenbanks 23 Jul 2014
In reply to james1978:

Snatch (Blind Tarn Crag)
)
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The Wrinkled Retainer
 johncook 24 Jul 2014
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Five finger exercise.
 RichardMc 24 Jul 2014
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Legend
OP Greenbanks 24 Jul 2014
In reply to RichardMc:

Nice...

Achilles Heel (various, e.g. Kilnsey)
 Melok 24 Jul 2014
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Rhych dy din, Pant ifan, at tremadog
OP Greenbanks 24 Jul 2014
In reply to Melok:

Mmm. I'm struggling with that one...can you assist?
 ewar woowar 24 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:
Google translate = Furrow your din
Bing Translate (After "Auto detecting the language as English! Tut, tut!)

Told it to translate from Welsh. "Furrow your bum"

I'm sure there is a much better translation.

;~))
Post edited at 08:05
OP Greenbanks 24 Jul 2014
In reply to ewar woowar:

I thought it had something to do with 'Scratching your *rse' - given its proximity to the former climb.

Good stuff though.
 Hat Dude 24 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Fingerlicker
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My favorite body-parts name for a climb: Tanks for the Mammaries (at Hueco Tanks)
 RichardMc 24 Jul 2014
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Bowels of Mercy (Long Beach, Otago)
OP Greenbanks 25 Jul 2014
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I knew I still had more in the tank....

Hitler's Buttock

 Hat Dude 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

> I knew I still had more in the tank....

> Hitler's Buttock

>

15:59 Wednesday ;-(
OP Greenbanks 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Hat Dude:

Mea culpa - miffed that I didn't get in there first.

However, I'll see you with:

Forced inversion of the deltoid ligament (Lakeside Boulders)
 Hat Dude 25 Jul 2014
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Oesophagus, Chudleigh
 John H Bull 25 Jul 2014
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Route of Knobs, Clogwyn y Ddysgl.
Post edited at 12:49
 patrick_b 25 Jul 2014
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West Rib
Plexus
The Cracks (?)
 Hat Dude 25 Jul 2014
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Pinky, Clogwyn yr Oen
 Melok 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Did you try the welsh to english dictionary
 Melok 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Did you try the welsh to english dictionary
> Mmm. I'm struggling with that one...can you assist?

 PATTISON Bill 25 Jul 2014
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Lall Pinkies, Garner Bank Needle.
 Andrew Wilson 25 Jul 2014
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Marrow bone jelly
Rabbits paw wall
Finger knacker crack (3 for the price of one!)
 full stottie 25 Jul 2014
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Tooth and Nail(Scugdale)
 LizS 25 Jul 2014
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Muscle Crack
Rubberneck
Post edited at 21:16
 Andrew Wilson 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

The patella pinch - Raven crag
 gg4419 25 Jul 2014
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29 Palms
 gg4419 25 Jul 2014
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Evil Eye - Bosigran
 Purple 25 Jul 2014
In reply to gg4419:

'Ropearse'
 LizS 25 Jul 2014
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Anatomy (the study of body parts!)
 Andrew Wilson 25 Jul 2014
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Achilles - Gogarth main cliff
 Andrew Wilson 25 Jul 2014
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Lip traverse
OP Greenbanks 25 Jul 2014
In reply to Andrew Wilson:

Biceps Wall (Warton Small)
 Mark Bannan 26 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Per Rectum, Covesea.

One has to squeeze through a dirty hole in the rock. I thought that I was being defecated through a giant arsehole; quite appropriately a pretty "crap" route!
 henwardian 26 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Digitalis
Killer Fingers
Finger wrecker
strategic arms limitation
dying in vein
vein rouge
five finger gully
the iron fist
beating heart
colder than a hookers heart
west face (north face, northwest face route, etc.)
the screaming AB dabs
indian face
osIRIS

Bored now... Must be hundreds.
 The Ivanator 26 Jul 2014
In reply to Greenbanks:

Pectoral Wall, Biceps Wall and Knee Cap (all at Carreg Mianog)
Twinkletoes at Baggy Point.
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