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To the bell end who has taken a dump at the base of the crag, our rope now has a few new middle markers, that can even be used by the blind due to the smell.
Thanks xx

In reply to efrance24234:

Did you not see them doing it?

In reply to efrance24234:

speak to Tall Clare, she might lend you her dog....

In reply to efrance24234:

Soz for that. ...I'd had six pints of Doom Bar and a Vesta Curry. I'd got a tortoises head and just couldn't wait

In reply to efrance24234:

They passed through the Dewerstone on the way down to Cornwall and did the same a bit upstream from the bottom of the buttress with Central Grove et al on. Was a pleasant suprise for me and my five year old when we were scrambling up the stream bank. No attempt to dig a hole or cover it or anything just curled it out right by the watercourse and went on their merry way. Grrrr.

In reply to efrance24234:

Turdus expelitus

In reply to Bobling:


More convenient for the bidet facilities.

In reply to efrance24234:

The phantom cra**er also was at Wintours the other weekend.

In reply to efrance24234:

I once found a turd at Swanage, on the belay ledge of Bottomless Buttress. Seemed quite apt.

In reply to Bobling:

I love the idea that there's one guy doing this all over the country

In reply to climbwhenready:

"have weak sphincter and a low moral character, will travel...."

In reply to Nigel Coe:
large turd at start of Amorican last year. 1 metre from waters edge, what on earth was the excuse?

In reply to efrance24234:

Surely this isn't new? Adrenaline causes bowel movements, it has always been so. I remember reading a similar complaint in a club journal back in the seventies. Perhaps the internet is just giving people the opportunity to compare notes.

In reply to Rigid Raider:

'Adrenaline causes bowel movements.' Yes in extreme cases it may - loss of bowel control and all that if you're being asked to go over a trench into machine gun fire - but if you're that scared even before you've set foot on a crag, maybe you should think about another activity. Like watching TV.

There really isn't any excuse for adults cr*pping all over the place. None whatsoever. 10 times worse than dropping litter.

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:
if it was that scary, they would have shat their trousers, not left a neat coil beside the route. and if they had time to drop their kecks and squat, they had time to hang their messy arse over the sea before shouting "bombs away"

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

Well my mate who used to onsight bold E6 and thinks of the Lleyn Peninsular as pretty much a sports crag usually needs to disappear into the bushes or around the headland before an E3 or above ! Very tidy though

In reply to Rigid Raider:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHVLdhXqmU0&t=65s

In reply to efrance24234:

You can add Horned Crag on Lliwedd to the list, third ledge up!

"Discovered" under a moss blanket. Fortunately rock shoes clean easier than rope.

In reply to starbug:

In the Top Trumps game I think the one I found halfway up the slab on Troutdale Pinnacle wins.

I had to arrange gear right over to one side to keep the rope out of it

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

and if someone knows they have a particular problem they should carry a trowel and poop before starting or something. FFS why are we even having to discuss this, is it too much to expect that adults are potty trained?

In reply to climbwhenready:

Beware the Phantom Sh*tter

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

Try going for a run and see how far you get. Rarely more than 5 miles in my case, trench warfare or not.

In reply to efrance24234:

On a more serious note I remember reading an account of a military coup that happened suddenly somewhere like Abidjan or Monrovia; shooting broke out and the correspondent noted that all over the street were piles of poo left as citizens shat themselves in terror.

In reply to mbh:

I've be been running for 50 odd years and never needed to, not once. Try going before you set out. Or maybe you have a problem you should see a quack about.

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

If dog owners are expected to bag up and remove their dogs' poo, why aren't people doing the same with their own poo?

In reply to efrance24234:

I had a similar experience up at Wrynose - except I only noticed once I'd popped my bouldering pad down. A horrendous mess frankly.

If I ever find the person who did it...

In reply to efrance24234:
They've obviously run out of rock at the outdoor toilet known as Font and moved to Cornwall

In reply to efrance24234:

Leave no turd unstoned .