In reply to tony: What would be good would be to dissappear somewhere - perhaps kidnapped by Taliban rebels whilst pioneering new routes in the Hindu Kush of Afghanistan, held for months so everyone presumes you're a gonna, then stage a dare-devil escape from the Taliban camp, I imagine this would involve soloing E2 cracks whilst firing at persuers with a stolen AK47 (and this just happens to be filmed by a passing beautiful Venezuelan investigative reporter who, of course, instantly falls in love with you for your dare-devilism), reach civilisation, get instant worldwide media stardom due to the return-from-death story backed up by aforementioned dare-devil action film, sell story rights to Hollywood for vast amounts of money... THEN get to sit down and read your own obiturary thread on UKC and do a point by point refutation of anyone who had been even a little bit mean about you.
Hmmmm.... happy happy thoughts....