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NEWS: James McHaffie to Open New Eatery in Llanberis

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 UKC News 01 Apr 2016
Caff full of caffeine-fuelled enthusiasm for his new venture. , 3 kbPro climber James McHaffie has just announced plans to open a new cafe in the centre of Llanberis, which, he claims, is set to rival old climber's favourite Pete's Eat's.

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 planetmarshall 01 Apr 2016
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Oh FFS...
 jon_gill1 01 Apr 2016
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Careful as Caff might think you're onto something! made me chuckle anyway.happy fools day everyone!
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 ripper 01 Apr 2016
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Sounded quite plausible until the line about "caffeine ruining your chances of an on-sight", when of course everyone knows caffeine is essential preparation. In the words of a certain Wolfgang Gullich, one doesn't go for a coffee after climbing, coffee is an integral part of the climbing...
 galpinos 01 Apr 2016
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"Sod yer tofu salads, we all know you need to be chomping on a greasy fry-up to onsight as many E7's as I've done."

says the man who lives on ryvita.
astley007 01 Apr 2016
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Sounds fantastic, a little competition for Petes wouldnt go amiss.
Do we have any idea when the opening date will be?

Hope he will be serving top quality Bara brith with his coffee, and not making it himself as he is not local!!!!
 BarrySW19 01 Apr 2016
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> Sounded quite plausible until the line about "caffeine ruining your chances of an on-sight", when of course everyone knows caffeine is essential preparation. In the words of a certain Wolfgang Gullich, one doesn't go for a coffee after climbing, coffee is an integral part of the climbing...

Ah, that would explain the Caffeine Assisted Climber T-shirts they are wearing.
 Dom Whillans 01 Apr 2016
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He should just call it La Prifolo's and be done with it...
 David Lanceley 01 Apr 2016
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Check the date....
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 Misha 01 Apr 2016
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Surely that should be tufa sandwich, not tofu sandwich

Thought that might be stretching the joke too far.
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 FactorXXX 01 Apr 2016
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Bloody hell, didn't know the geeky one from the Inbetweeners could climb so well!
astley007 01 Apr 2016
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He could sell a traditional welsh lambstew as well.......
Cawl'd baaalocks!!!
Is that stretching the joke too welsh??
 Steve Crowe Global Crag Moderator 01 Apr 2016
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The Borrowdale branch could be called Shepherds McCaff ?
 planetmarshall 01 Apr 2016
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> The Borrowdale branch could be called Shepherds McCaff ?

Or the menu could be composed of terrible puns

Indian Face Balti
Clogwyn Stew
Flanberis
 freddy25 03 Apr 2016
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He better call it M'caffee...
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