In reply to John_Hat:
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> [slightly frothing-at-the-mouth rant cut for brevity]
Hang on John, I remember the other thread. Not sure you should be taking the piss about rants...
> 'If I ever see anyone in posession of one of said cams (assuming they didn't take my name and address off) then I will happily ram said cam down their f*cking throat and take my chances with prosecution later.
> Failing that, I can merely hope that the knife slipped when they were scraping the tags off and went thought their f*cking hand.'
And the bit that winds Robert (who I don't know by the way, and have found abrasive before, but appears to have a sensible opinion (as well as stupid headband)) up...
> 'Sorry, it was after I explained the situation re the cams that Robert "Sorry that rucksack was just lying there clearly in need of a new owner" Durren pointed out that he'd quite like to have thieved them himself.'
And the rules from the same thread -
#1 Any gear that you lose due to incompetence, getting spanked, fear, lack of skill , retrete, etc. becomes booty the moment that you give up attempts to recover said gear. The exception would be if you let it be known that were returning the next day at first light to resume recovery attempt. Once you give up on recovery attempts it is in fact BOOTY
#2 Gear left in the parking lot is lost and found, NOT booty.
3# Any gear left in the process of a rescue is NOT booty and shall be returned to the rightfull owners or next of kin.
#4 Finders of booty may offer to return booty to the spanked party but you will lose face if you accept the offer.
#5 it is extremly poor form to ask for lost booty to be returned to you. If the finders offer and you refuse the offer and they offer again then you may acept the return of the booty but you will still lose face and owe them a debt of honor. This debt may be eased but not completly erased by a gift of beer. (You and they will know that you are their bitch) It is best to suck it up and just say, hey, thanks for offering but you guys earned it.
The booty game is supposed to be fun and a way for strong poor climbers to build their rack at the expense of rich weak climbers. As soon as someone gets hurt it is not fun anymore so everyone should pitch in, help out and try to get everyones gear back at the end of the day.
The best form is to solo up to snag the booty gear or lead up but rapping in is acceptable provideing that all recovery attemts by the loseing party have been exausted.
All discussed before on
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=475672&v=1#x6565456
Are we done here now?