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Simon Hann clipping in to second bolt, Ammonitemare, 6a+, Hedbury Quarry
© Rory McCrae, May 2004

Phil and Jens' Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Mystery Stripper5c 8?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **64623mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **13718mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *3421mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 120mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *4620mBlacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually6a **112720mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4216mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***55928mBlacknor Central
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *524mBlacknor Central
The Mighty Bush4c 313?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5a 218?Blacknor South
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **85310mBlacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *19822mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *36310mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **15223mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *6912mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *9615mBlacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 195mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **535m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *322mBlacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a *2621mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10318mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **53?Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole6a *10612mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **46417mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 6?Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 136mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *78210mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 136mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 136mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5a *127418mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *43419mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 52?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6a+ *4859mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *2749mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *14816mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6b+ *1915mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *15016mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 67mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 42?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 810mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *2417mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 57mBattleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3a 88?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c 107?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a 48?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2421mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a *11620mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 2620mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 107mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ *4520mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 16?Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5330mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
Jugalicious3a 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum4c *3429mCheyne Weares Area
Pouch of Douglas5a *168mCheyne Weares Area
Joe Stole My Route5b 758mCheyne Weares Area
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a *15120mCheyne Weares Area
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 82?Cheyne Weares Area
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *12?Cheyne Weares Area
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 406mCheyne Weares Area
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *433?Cheyne Weares Area
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6a+ 347?Cheyne Weares Area
Prisoners of Gravity6b *515mCheyne Weares Area
Bigus Dickus6b 20421mCheyne Weares Area
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *23315mCheyne Weares Area
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 147?Cheyne Weares Area
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 146?Cheyne Weares Area
Make Cookies Not War4a *283?Cheyne Weares Area
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk4c 40?Cheyne Weares Area
Crazy Old Hippies4c *280?Cheyne Weares Area
T-Muffhundred4c 164?Cheyne Weares Area
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 179?Cheyne Weares Area
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *165?Cheyne Weares Area
Death Star Canteen5c *91?Cheyne Weares Area
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *110?Cheyne Weares Area
Slap and Tickle6a+ 137mCheyne Weares Area
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b 47mCheyne Weares Area
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *27?Cheyne Weares Area
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *41?Cheyne Weares Area
No Chutney on His Ferret5c 226mSouthwell Landslips
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c 245?Southwell Landslips
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 54?Southwell Landslips
Drilling in the Name6b+ *417mSouthwell Landslips
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3a 5726mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4a 7411mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster4c *113811mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus4c *409?The New Cuttings
The Sod5c *93112mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *54317mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b 40?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **18117mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *106?The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *58314mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *15920mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b 31412mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ 9016mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *32320mWinspit
Tethered by Gravity4c *130612mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *114014mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c 93112mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ *59210mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *5716mHedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *53010mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit5c 50410mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a *60712mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *22410mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *15312mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **50013mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams6c+ **16511mDancing Ledge
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