James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South
© samparsons, Aug 2013

The Dorset Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Mystery Stripper5c 24?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **70023mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **15018mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *3821mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 520mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *5520mBlacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually6a **120120mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4516mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***61528mBlacknor Central
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **92610mBlacknor South
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *624mBlacknor Central
The Mighty Bush4c 330?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5a 237?Blacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *20822mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *38010mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **16623mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *7212mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *10115mBlacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 255mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **835m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *322mBlacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a *4021mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10818mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **56?Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole6a *11012mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **47517mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 8?Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 156mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *83410mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 156mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 156mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5a *138518mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *48319mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 53?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6a+ *5089mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *2989mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *15516mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6b+ *1915mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *15916mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 77mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 42?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 910mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *2917mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 67mBattleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3a 96?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c 117?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a 57?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2821mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a *12520mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 2920mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 117mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ *4720mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 20?Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5830mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
Jugalicious3a 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum4c *3789mCheyne Weares Area
Pouch of Douglas5a *178mCheyne Weares Area
Joe Stole My Route5b 988mCheyne Weares Area
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a *18120mCheyne Weares Area
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 91?Cheyne Weares Area
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *14?Cheyne Weares Area
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 526mCheyne Weares Area
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *500?Cheyne Weares Area
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6a+ 405?Cheyne Weares Area
Prisoners of Gravity6b *715mCheyne Weares Area
Bigus Dickus6b 22621mCheyne Weares Area
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *25515mCheyne Weares Area
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 155?Cheyne Weares Area
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 153?Cheyne Weares Area
Make Cookies Not War4a *299?Cheyne Weares Area
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk4c 41?Cheyne Weares Area
Crazy Old Hippies4c *301?Cheyne Weares Area
T-Muffhundred4c 175?Cheyne Weares Area
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 191?Cheyne Weares Area
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *176?Cheyne Weares Area
Death Star Canteen5c *96?Cheyne Weares Area
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *115?Cheyne Weares Area
Slap and Tickle6a+ 187mCheyne Weares Area
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b 67mCheyne Weares Area
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *30?Cheyne Weares Area
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *45?Cheyne Weares Area
No Chutney on His Ferret5c 256mSouthwell Landslips
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c 273?Southwell Landslips
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 64?Southwell Landslips
Drilling in the Name6b+ *487mSouthwell Landslips
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3a 5986mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4a 7711mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster4c *120411mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus4c *448?The New Cuttings
The Sod5c *95812mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *58917mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b 42?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **19117mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *117?The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *62314mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *16720mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b 35212mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ 9616mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *33220mWinspit
Tethered by Gravity4c *136312mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *118914mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c 97412mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ *62210mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *6816mHedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *56310mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit5c 55410mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a *68212mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *25710mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *18612mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **55913mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams6c+ **18211mDancing Ledge
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