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James Pymn smashing out Electrically-Injected Shed Head after taking a rather big fall.
© samparsons, May 2014

Phil and Jens' Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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 BLACKNOR NORTH
Mystery Stripper5c 22?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **68923mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **15018mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *3821mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 320mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *5420mBlacknor North
 BLACKNOR CENTRAL
Shit Happens, Actually6a **116820mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4316mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***59528mBlacknor Central
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *524mBlacknor Central
 BLACKNOR SOUTH
The Mighty Bush4c 318?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5a 224?Blacknor South
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **89410mBlacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *20722mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *37210mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **16123mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *7112mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *9715mBlacknor South
 BLACKNOR BEACH
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 215mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **535m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *322mBlacknor Beach
 BLACKNOR FAR SOUTH
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a *3621mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10718mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **55?Blacknor Far South
 BATTLESHIP EDGE
Andy Wallhole6a *10712mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **46817mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 6?Battleship Edge
 BATTLESHIP BACK CLIFF
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 136mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *80410mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 136mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 136mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5a *133618mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *46119mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 53?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6a+ *5039mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *2879mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *15116mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6b+ *1915mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *15716mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 67mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 42?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 810mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *2517mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 57mBattleship Back...
 WALLSEND NORTH
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3a 94?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c 114?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a 50?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2821mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a *12320mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 2620mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 117mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ *4720mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 17?Wallsend North
 WALLSEND SOUTH
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5730mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
 LIGHTHOUSE AREA
Jugalicious3a 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
 CHEYNE WEARES
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum4c *3689mCheyne Weares Area
Pouch of Douglas5a *168mCheyne Weares Area
Joe Stole My Route5b 898mCheyne Weares Area
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a *17320mCheyne Weares Area
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 84?Cheyne Weares Area
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *13?Cheyne Weares Area
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 466mCheyne Weares Area
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *470?Cheyne Weares Area
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6a+ 379?Cheyne Weares Area
Prisoners of Gravity6b *515mCheyne Weares Area
Bigus Dickus6b 21821mCheyne Weares Area
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *24615mCheyne Weares Area
 DUNGECROFT QUARRY
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 153?Cheyne Weares Area
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 151?Cheyne Weares Area
Make Cookies Not War4a *290?Cheyne Weares Area
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk4c 41?Cheyne Weares Area
Crazy Old Hippies4c *295?Cheyne Weares Area
T-Muffhundred4c 169?Cheyne Weares Area
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 186?Cheyne Weares Area
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *173?Cheyne Weares Area
Death Star Canteen5c *94?Cheyne Weares Area
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *113?Cheyne Weares Area
Slap and Tickle6a+ 177mCheyne Weares Area
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b 67mCheyne Weares Area
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *30?Cheyne Weares Area
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *43?Cheyne Weares Area
 THE LOST VALLEY
No Chutney on His Ferret5c 226mSouthwell Landslips
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c 258?Southwell Landslips
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 54?Southwell Landslips
Drilling in the Name6b+ *437mSouthwell Landslips
 THE CUTTINGS
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3a 5866mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4a 7511mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster4c *118011mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus4c *437?The New Cuttings
The Sod5c *94612mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *56517mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b 41?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **18717mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *110?The Cuttings
 WINSPIT
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *60914mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *16220mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b 33112mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ 9016mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *32920mWinspit
 HEDBURY
Tethered by Gravity4c *132812mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *115914mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c 94912mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ *60710mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *6316mHedbury
 
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *55110mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit5c 52710mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a *64012mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *23910mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *16112mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **53113mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams6c+ **17311mDancing Ledge
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