UKC Logbook - The Dorset Sub 7a Silly Name Game

Contributed by Jennifnfe May/20 - This public ticklist has been seen 2,511 times

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Distribution of grades - Sport

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James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South

Shit Happens Actually... crazy name, great route

'Heart Stoppingly Brutal' F4 at Wallsend North, Portland

Short n Sexy F5 on Wallsend New Cliff at Wallsend Far North, Portland.

Dobby200 on The Lizard of Oz, Blacknor South

Add	Climb name	Grade	Ticks?	Height		Crag name
	BLACKNOR NORTH
1	Mystery Stripper	5c	49	?		Blacknor North
2	Meg's Got Leukaemia	6a **	878	23m		Blacknor North
3	Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher	6b **	198	18m		Blacknor North
4	Suck, Don't Blow	6c *	51	21m		Blacknor North
5	Wynona's Big Brown Beaver	6c	6	20m		Blacknor North
6	Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality	6c *	65	20m		Blacknor North
	BLACKNOR CENTRAL
7	Shit Happens, Actually	6a **	1499	20m		Blacknor Central
8	I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open	6b *	91	16m		Blacknor Central
9	Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation	6b+ ***	805	28m		Blacknor Central
10	The Lizard of Oz	6a+ **	1123	10m		Blacknor South
11	The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)	6b+ *	7	24m		Blacknor Central
	BLACKNOR SOUTH
12	The Mighty Bush	5a *	431	?		Blacknor South
13	Eating Bush	5b	478	?		Blacknor South
14	Crack My Bitch Up	6b *	288	22m		Blacknor South
15	Hot Pants Explosion	6b+ *	487	10m		Blacknor South
16	Bum Droplets	6b+ **	223	23m		Blacknor South
17	Silent but Deadly	6c+ *	95	12m		Blacknor South
18	Spontaneous Cattle Combustion	6c+ *	118	15m		Blacknor South
	BLACKNOR BEACH
19	Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking	3a	49	5m		Blacknor Beach
20	Multi-Bitchin'	5c **	128	35m	• 2	Blacknor Beach
21	Your Mum's So Wet	6b *	30	22m		Blacknor Beach
	BLACKNOR FAR SOUTH
22	Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!	6a	58	21m		Blacknor Far South
23	The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller	6b **	124	18m		Blacknor Far South
24	The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler	6b **	60	?		Blacknor Far South
	BATTLESHIP EDGE
25	Andy Wallhole	6a *	151	12m		Battleship Edge
26	Never Drive a Car When You're Dead	6a **	532	17m		Battleship Edge
27	Persistence is Futile	6b	32	?		Battleship Edge
	BATTLESHIP BACK CLIFF
28	A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody	3b	50	6m		Battleship Back...
29	I'm Doing it Anyway	4a *	1092	10m		Battleship Back...
30	Dust, Sweat and Beers	4a	51	6m		Battleship Back...
31	Cosmic Brontosaurus	5a	44	6m		Battleship Back...
32	A Dream of White Porsches	5c *	1899	18m		Battleship Back...
33	Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti	5c *	597	19m		Battleship Back...
34	It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap	5c	63	?		Battleship Back...
35	Wake Up, Time to Die	6b *	661	9m		Battleship Back...
36	Hang Onto Your Ego	6b *	414	9m		Battleship Back...
37	The Sound of One Hold Snapping	6b+ *	224	16m		Battleship Back...
38	Shallow End of the Gene Pool	6c *	24	15m		Battleship Back...
39	Electrically-Injected Shed Head	6b+ *	222	16m		Battleship Back...
40	Terrorbyte	6b+	13	7m		Battleship Back...
41	Unload the Funbags	6b+	48	?		Battleship Back...
42	Welcome to the Gravity Program	6c	9	10m		Battleship Back...
43	God Told Me to Skin You Alive	6c+ *	39	17m		Battleship Back...
44	Megahurts	6c+	15	7m		Battleship Back...
	WALLSEND NORTH
45	Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family	3b	129	?		Wallsend North
46	Heart Stoppingly Brutal	4c *	167	?		Wallsend North
47	Short 'n Sexy	6a *	77	?		Wallsend North
48	Layback and Take It	6a	35	21m		Wallsend North
49	Screw You Hippy	6a	157	20m		Wallsend North
50	The Heanous Quest	6a+	47	20m		Wallsend North
51	Smug Mode Enabled	6b	14	7m		Wallsend North
52	Falling with Style	6b+	59	20m		Wallsend North
53	The Dogging Spot	6c	23	?		Wallsend North
	WALLSEND SOUTH
54	Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers	6b+ *	65	30m		Wallsend South
55	Gravity Epiphany	6c+	4	23m		Wallsend South
	LIGHTHOUSE AREA
56	Jugalicious	3c	5	?		Lighthouse Area
57	The Dog's Bollocks	6a	10	?		Lighthouse Area
	CHEYNE WEARES
58	Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum	5a	505	9m		Godnor
59	Pouch of Douglas	5a *	17	8m		Cheyne Cliff
60	Joe Stole My Route	5b	139	8m		Neddyfields
61	The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town	6a **	276	20m		Cheyne Cliff
62	My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri	6a	107	?		Cheyne Cliff
63	Short, but Perfectly Formed	6a *	14	?		Godnor
64	Return of the Rice Bandit	6a	68	6m		Neddyfields
65	The Screwfix Escourt Agency	6a+ *	665	?		Neddyfields
66	Damn These Electric Sex Pants	6b *	547	?		Neddyfields
67	Prisoners of Gravity	6b+ *	8	15m		Godnor
68	Bigus Dickus	6b **	346	21m		Neddyfields
69	Lugwiler's Dismal Itch	6c *	299	15m		Neddyfields
	DUNGECROFT QUARRY
70	Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh	2c	197	?		Dungecroft Quarry
71	Trust me I'm a Doctor	3a	197	?		Dungecroft Quarry
72	Make Cookies Not War	5a *	364	?		Dungecroft Quarry
73	I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk	5a	56	?		Dungecroft Quarry
74	Crazy Old Hippies	5b *	367	?		Dungecroft Quarry
75	T-Muffhundred	5a *	225	?		Dungecroft Quarry
76	We Apologise for the Inconvenience	5a	238	?		Dungecroft Quarry
77	Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head	5c *	209	?		Dungecroft Quarry
78	Death Star Canteen	6a+ *	121	?		Dungecroft Quarry
79	A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo	5c *	153	?		Dungecroft Quarry
80	Slap and Tickle	6a+	20	7m		Dungecroft Quarry
81	I Fell in Love with Uranus	6b *	15	7m		Dungecroft Quarry
82	The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom	6b+ *	43	?		Dungecroft Quarry
83	The Lesser of Two Weevils	6b+ *	69	?		Dungecroft Quarry
	THE LOST VALLEY
84	No Chutney on His Ferret	6a *	48	6m		Lost Valley
85	Not the Same Mistake Again Kath	5c *	399	?		Lost Valley
86	Tactical Nuclear Penguin	6b	143	?		Lost Valley
87	Drilling in the Name	6b+ *	84	7m		Lost Valley
	THE CUTTINGS
88	We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel	3b	741	6m		The Cuttings
89	The Naughty Corner	4b	108	11m		The Cuttings
90	The Great Hamburger Disaster	5a *	1510	11m		The Cuttings
91	Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus	6a *	575	?		The New Cuttings
92	The Sod	6a *	1161	12m		The Cuttings
93	Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team	6a+ *	737	17m		The Cuttings
94	The Mantelist	6b *	125	?		The Cuttings
95	Weird Shit, Keep Drilling	6b+ **	238	17m		The Cuttings
96	Levitation By Proxy	6c *	157	?		The Cuttings
	WINSPIT
97	Post-coital Snooze	6a+ *	703	14m		Winspit
98	Rampant Love Jugs	6b *	178	20m		Winspit
99	Hot Beef Injection	6b *	431	12m		Winspit
100	Knickerless Crutches	6b+ *	133	16m		Winspit
101	Pump Me Tenderly	6c+ *	352	20m		Winspit
	HEDBURY
102	Tethered by Gravity	4c *	1531	12m		Hedbury
103	Moral Flexibility	5a *	1399	14m		Hedbury
104	Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus	5c *	1102	12m		Hedbury
105	Ammonitemare	6a+ **	688	10m		Hedbury
106	Glue Crux Clan	6c *	70	16m		Hedbury

107	John Craven's Willy Warmer	5c *	677	10m		Dancing Ledge
108	Transparent Birthday Suit	6a *	643	10m		Dancing Ledge
109	Date with a Frog	6a **	871	12m		Dancing Ledge
110	Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues	6b *	322	10m		Dancing Ledge
111	Perpetual State of Confusion	6b+ *	209	12m		Dancing Ledge
112	Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven	6b+ **	697	13m		Dancing Ledge
113	Mariana's Trenchcoat	6b+ *	25	10m		Dancing Ledge
114	Haunted by a Million Screams	7a **	221	11m		Dancing Ledge
		96 stars	35,856	1,161m	115