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Simon Hann clipping in to second bolt, Ammonitemare, 6a+, Hedbury Quarry
© Rory McCrae, May 2004

Phil and Jens' Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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 BLACKNOR NORTH
Mystery Stripper5c 8?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **64623mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **13718mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *3421mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 120mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *4620mBlacknor North
 BLACKNOR CENTRAL
Shit Happens, Actually6a **112720mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4216mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***55928mBlacknor Central
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *524mBlacknor Central
 BLACKNOR SOUTH
The Mighty Bush4c 313?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5a 218?Blacknor South
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **85310mBlacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *19822mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *36310mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **15223mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *6912mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *9615mBlacknor South
 BLACKNOR BEACH
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 195mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **535m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *322mBlacknor Beach
 BLACKNOR FAR SOUTH
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a *2621mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10318mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **53?Blacknor Far South
 BATTLESHIP EDGE
Andy Wallhole6a *10612mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **46417mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 6?Battleship Edge
 BATTLESHIP BACK CLIFF
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 136mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *78210mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 136mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 136mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5a *127418mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *43419mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 52?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6a+ *4859mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *2749mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *14816mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6b+ *1915mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *15016mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 67mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 42?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 810mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *2417mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 57mBattleship Back...
 WALLSEND NORTH
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3a 88?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c 107?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a 48?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2421mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a *11620mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 2620mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 107mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ *4520mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 16?Wallsend North
 WALLSEND SOUTH
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5330mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
 LIGHTHOUSE AREA
Jugalicious3a 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
 CHEYNE WEARES
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum4c *3429mCheyne Weares Area
Pouch of Douglas5a *168mCheyne Weares Area
Joe Stole My Route5b 758mCheyne Weares Area
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a *15120mCheyne Weares Area
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 82?Cheyne Weares Area
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *12?Cheyne Weares Area
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 406mCheyne Weares Area
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *433?Cheyne Weares Area
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6a+ 347?Cheyne Weares Area
Prisoners of Gravity6b *515mCheyne Weares Area
Bigus Dickus6b 20421mCheyne Weares Area
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *23315mCheyne Weares Area
 DUNGECROFT QUARRY
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 147?Cheyne Weares Area
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 146?Cheyne Weares Area
Make Cookies Not War4a *283?Cheyne Weares Area
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk4c 40?Cheyne Weares Area
Crazy Old Hippies4c *280?Cheyne Weares Area
T-Muffhundred4c 164?Cheyne Weares Area
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 179?Cheyne Weares Area
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *165?Cheyne Weares Area
Death Star Canteen5c *91?Cheyne Weares Area
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *110?Cheyne Weares Area
Slap and Tickle6a+ 137mCheyne Weares Area
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b 47mCheyne Weares Area
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *27?Cheyne Weares Area
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *41?Cheyne Weares Area
 THE LOST VALLEY
No Chutney on His Ferret5c 226mSouthwell Landslips
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c 245?Southwell Landslips
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 54?Southwell Landslips
Drilling in the Name6b+ *417mSouthwell Landslips
 THE CUTTINGS
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3a 5726mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4a 7411mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster4c *113811mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus4c *409?The New Cuttings
The Sod5c *93112mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *54317mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b 40?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **18117mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *106?The Cuttings
 WINSPIT
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *58314mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *15920mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b 31412mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ 9016mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *32320mWinspit
 HEDBURY
Tethered by Gravity4c *130612mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *114014mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c 93112mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ *59210mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *5716mHedbury
 
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *53010mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit5c 50410mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a *60712mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *22410mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *15312mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **50013mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams6c+ **16511mDancing Ledge
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