Contributed by Jennifnfe May/20 - This public ticklist has been seen 2,395 times

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South  © samparsons
James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South
© samparsons, Aug 2013

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Map of routes in this ticklist

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Distribution of grades - Sport

Top 12 photos of this ticklist

Rik on Lord Stublock ... (f6b+)

Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation
Rik on Lord Stublock ... (f6b+)
© Kafoozalem

winspit sport

Pump Me Tenderly
winspit sport
© Tommy Harris


Hang Onto Your Ego
© Sam Parsons

James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South

Silent but Deadly
James Pymn on 'Silent but Deadly' Portland, Blacknor South
© samparsons

Shit Happens Actually... crazy name, great route

Shit Happens, Actually
Shit Happens Actually... crazy name, great route
© Bob M

Post-coital Snooze

Post-coital Snooze
© lazMo

Nathan showing how its done

Pump Me Tenderly
Nathan showing how its done
© lena.drapella

pump me tenderly, 6c+, Winspit

Pump Me Tenderly
pump me tenderly, 6c+, Winspit
© matt.ridgway

'Heart Stoppingly Brutal' F4 at Wallsend North, Portland

Heart Stoppingly Brutal
'Heart Stoppingly Brutal' F4 at Wallsend North, Portland
© Tom Beaumont

Fully stretched

Perpetual State of Confusion
Fully stretched
© Julesthe1st

Short n Sexy F5 on Wallsend New Cliff at Wallsend Far North, Portland.

Short 'n Sexy
Short n Sexy F5 on Wallsend New Cliff at Wallsend Far North, Portland.
© Tom Beaumont

Dobby200 on The Lizard of Oz, Blacknor South

The Lizard of Oz
Dobby200 on The Lizard of Oz, Blacknor South
© Adrian Trendall

Add Climb name Grade Ticks? Height Crag name
Mystery Stripper 5c 48 ? Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia 6a ** 867 23m Blacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher 6b ** 200 18m Blacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow 6c * 50 21m Blacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver 6c 6 20m Blacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality 6c * 64 20m Blacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually 6a ** 1487 20m Blacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open 6b * 91 16m Blacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation 6b+ *** 782 28m Blacknor Central
The Lizard of Oz 6a+ ** 1116 10m Blacknor South
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired) 6b+ * 7 24m Blacknor Central
The Mighty Bush 5a * 422 ? Blacknor South
Eating Bush 5b 471 ? Blacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up 6b * 285 22m Blacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion 6b+ * 482 10m Blacknor South
Bum Droplets 6b+ ** 223 23m Blacknor South
Silent but Deadly 6c+ * 95 12m Blacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion 6c+ * 118 15m Blacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking 3a 43 5m Blacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin' 5c ** 116 35m • 2 Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet 6b * 25 22m Blacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! 6a 58 21m Blacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller 6b ** 124 18m Blacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler 6b ** 60 ? Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole 6a * 142 12m Battleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead 6a ** 530 17m Battleship Edge
Persistence is Futile 6b 30 ? Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody 3b 48 6m Battleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway 4a * 1071 10m Battleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers 4a 49 6m Battleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus 5a 43 6m Battleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches 5c * 1864 18m Battleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti 5c * 589 19m Battleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap 5c 61 ? Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die 6b * 644 9m Battleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego 6b * 408 9m Battleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping 6b+ * 218 16m Battleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool 6c * 24 15m Battleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head 6b+ * 220 16m Battleship Back...
Terrorbyte 6b+ 13 7m Battleship Back...
Unload the Funbags 6b+ 47 ? Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program 6c 9 10m Battleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive 6c+ * 38 17m Battleship Back...
Megahurts 6c+ 14 7m Battleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family 3b 127 ? Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal 4c * 165 ? Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy 6a * 76 ? Wallsend North
Layback and Take It 6a 35 21m Wallsend North
Screw You Hippy 6a 157 20m Wallsend North
The Heanous Quest 6a+ 47 20m Wallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled 6b 14 7m Wallsend North
Falling with Style 6b+ 60 20m Wallsend North
The Dogging Spot 6c 23 ? Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers 6b+ * 64 30m Wallsend South
Gravity Epiphany 6c+ 4 23m Wallsend South
Jugalicious 3c 5 ? Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks 6a 10 ? Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum 5a 501 9m Godnor
Pouch of Douglas 5a * 17 8m Cheyne Cliff
Joe Stole My Route 5b 132 8m Neddyfields
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town 6a ** 272 20m Cheyne Cliff
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri 6a 106 ? Cheyne Cliff
Short, but Perfectly Formed 6a * 14 ? Godnor
Return of the Rice Bandit 6a 68 6m Neddyfields
The Screwfix Escourt Agency 6a+ * 656 ? Neddyfields
Damn These Electric Sex Pants 6b * 544 ? Neddyfields
Prisoners of Gravity 6b+ * 8 15m Godnor
Bigus Dickus 6b ** 341 21m Neddyfields
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch 6c * 298 15m Neddyfields
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh 2c 191 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Trust me I'm a Doctor 3a 192 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Make Cookies Not War 5a * 358 ? Dungecroft Quarry
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk 5a 56 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Crazy Old Hippies 5b * 366 ? Dungecroft Quarry
T-Muffhundred 5a * 224 ? Dungecroft Quarry
We Apologise for the Inconvenience 5a 237 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head 5c * 208 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Death Star Canteen 6a+ * 121 ? Dungecroft Quarry
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo 5c * 150 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Slap and Tickle 6a+ 18 7m Dungecroft Quarry
I Fell in Love with Uranus 6b * 14 7m Dungecroft Quarry
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom 6b+ * 43 ? Dungecroft Quarry
The Lesser of Two Weevils 6b+ * 64 ? Dungecroft Quarry
No Chutney on His Ferret 6a * 45 6m Lost Valley
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath 5c * 382 ? Lost Valley
Tactical Nuclear Penguin 6b 131 ? Lost Valley
Drilling in the Name 6b+ * 77 7m Lost Valley
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel 3b 725 6m The Cuttings
The Naughty Corner 4b 100 11m The Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster 5a * 1481 11m The Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus 6a * 560 ? The New Cuttings
The Sod 6a * 1136 12m The Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team 6a+ * 718 17m The Cuttings
The Mantelist 6b * 115 ? The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling 6b+ ** 227 17m The Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy 6c * 155 ? The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze 6a+ * 703 14m Winspit
Rampant Love Jugs 6b * 178 20m Winspit
Hot Beef Injection 6b * 430 12m Winspit
Knickerless Crutches 6b+ * 132 16m Winspit
Pump Me Tenderly 6c+ * 352 20m Winspit
Tethered by Gravity 4c * 1515 12m Hedbury
Moral Flexibility 5a * 1378 14m Hedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus 5c * 1090 12m Hedbury
Ammonitemare 6a+ ** 683 10m Hedbury
Glue Crux Clan 6c * 70 16m Hedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer 5c * 674 10m Dancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit 6a * 635 10m Dancing Ledge
Date with a Frog 6a ** 942 12m Dancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues 6b * 335 10m Dancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion 6b+ * 207 12m Dancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven 6b+ ** 686 13m Dancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat 6b+ * 25 10m Dancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams 7a ** 220 11m Dancing Ledge
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